Dec 01 2021, 01:38 AM
"Hosted by our VEERRRRYYYY own, GAME MASTER NEMEAN!!!" blared Nemean's voice over several loudspeakers with an audio track of cheers playing behind it. The palace basement—larger than anything one might have assumed to find underneath the Palace, large enough to fit even the largest valkhounds—was lit by bright moving spotlights that varied in color. Tiers of seating rose up the middle of the gameshow studio with large spaces on either side to accommodate all sorts of audience members. The main stage was mostly open with colorful banners on each side and a podium backed by a large screen at the center.
Vuvuzelas sounded a fanfare as confetti burst from the rafters, announcing Nemean's arrival on-stage. The spotlights converged on her as she flitted from behind the drawn curtain and settled herself on the podium. There was a fishbowl on the podium with a small goldfish inside, and if one were close enough to see, it had a duct-tape label that read "Aquarian".
"THANK YOU, THANK YOU," Nemean chimed, leaning into the microphones and winking at the cameras that zoomed in on her face; this image was displayed on the large screen behind her so that all audience members could enjoy her pleasant face. She was dressed in a shiny outfit speckled entirely in sequins, making her already sparkly-self even more sparkly.
"A warm welcome to my audience and of course, my best friend, Aquarian!" she cheered, slapping a tiny paw-hand against the fishbowl. "Also! A very special welcome to a very special guest today—theeuuuhhh VISITOR!!!" Her hand outstretched toward the audience where a spotlight illuminated a black-robed figure with a lion skull face, leaning back in a chair with its feet (maybe? they were not visible) propped up on the chair in front of it. It was eating a strange crunchy snack from a colorful plastic bag that read chile lime corn nuts. It raised two fingers in a wave before it went back to eating its snack.
"SO LET'S! GET! STAAARTEEED!!!" yelled Nemean as the lights in the studio dimmed, keeping the main stage lit. The screen behind her shifted to show the title of the gameshow before a swooshing transition to the game rules.
"First thing's first: How! Do! We! PLAY!?" she called, turning to fly up to the screen so she could point along to the rules as they popped up. "FIRST! No cheating! SECOND! No killing the host or her guests! THIRD! If you lose, YOU DIE!!! ... Just kidding!" A laugh tracked played. "ANYWAY, THAT'S IT. WHO'S READY TO PLAY: IS IT LORE OR IS IT BULLSHIT!? You might have already started! Wahuah!" There was a puff of pink smoke and Nemean disappeared, only to reappear at the podium and pull out tiny index cards from her jacket. "In this game we test what is canon... like... THIS!" As she said the last word, an actual cannon rolled from behind each curtain and shot confetti into the crowd with two loud booms.
"HAHAHA! ANYWAY! Audience members, feel free to yell your answers!" she said, looking down to her cards. "FIRST QUESTION!" The lights dimmed more, with a single spotlight on Nemean, and the screen as the brightest thing in the studio. The question popped up behind her as she read it aloud: "Obsidian—that's volcanic glass for you uneducated creatures—is allowed as a gemstone because: A) Leon's attunement to fire brought it into the caves because obsidian is cooled lava and Leon is cool; B) We already have other very important characters with obsidian as their gemstone and it's too late to change anything; C) It's just cool... lava; D) All of the above; or E) Rock shiny ... ?"
Anyone is allowed to join this thread. You may bring concessions from the concession stand, which are always free. This thread will take place in one IC night -- OOC November 30th -- for your timeline notes. It will progress weekly regardless of player attendance or character answers.
Creator's Oracle: NOW YOU MUST LOOK CHAOS IN THE EYE