DEATHMATCH
Chadsworthington Stevenson the Third would remember these Deathmatches forever; Nemean, currently in the process of scribbling on one of his stones with a hot pink glitter pen, made
sure of this.
She was practically doubled over laughing even as she hovered in front of a pectoral boulder, stealing toothy grins over her shoulder and lofty gold curls.
"Hehe..." (
scrtch-scrtch...)
"hoo-hoo-hah..." (
scribble-scribble...)
"... mwah! Perfecto!"
The Master patted at the boulder with an overexcited squeal and buzz of her wings.
"A new tattoo, just for YOU! And we'll keep adding to it..." Chadsworthington continued to just idly grind his rocks against one another, entirely uninterested in the proceedings. Because he was just a pile of stones that happened to move sometimes.
"... BECAUSE," Nemean smacked the golem upside the head, to no effect,
"WE'VE GOT ANOTHER DEATH ON OUR HANDS!"
And wasn't it a MESS! BOUND to be! A big barrel steamrolling over a toddler-looking nightmare?
"CRUSH IT!!! MAKE IT MARRY THE FLOOR!!! YESSSSSSSSS!!!!!"
When all was said and done, and Matthieu was a stain on the valkhound's windshield, blaring trumpets thrashed every available eardrum.
"BAOKRISH, GOD OF THE SEA, EVERYBODY!" (Though, what kind of name was
that? He sure wasn't in any
sea!)
"WHAT AN UGLY MENACE. A PERFECT FORMULA FOR VICTORYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!"
Nemean's pen screeched loudly as she added another line to Chadsworthington's very worthy chest. Then, she waved a paw in Baokrish's direction, because apparently a minute or two of glory was
quite enough.
"G'WON, YOU BEAUTIFULLY DISGUSTING BRUTE! TAKE A WELL-DESERVED BREAK AFTER SMASHING THAT BUGYAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH!!!" Of course, she broke up into tittering laughter.
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DEATHMATCH WINNER: BAOKRISH
Character: Matthieu
Age: +5 (11 Cycles - Capped)
Magic Level: +3 (Pupil)
ROUND 1
Attempt: +14
Penalties: -
ROUND 2
Attempt: +10
Penalties: -
ROUND 3
Attempt: +13
Penalties: -5 [Powerplaying, see note]
ROUND 4
Attempt: +19
Penalties: -
Total: 59 | Character: Baokrish
Age: +2 (2 Cycles - Capped)
Magic Level: +1 (Fledgling)
ROUND 1
Attempt: -
Penalties: -
ROUND 2
Attempt: +19
Penalties: -
ROUND 3
Attempt: +14
Penalties: -
ROUND 4
Attempt: +18
Penalties: -
Total: 54 |
NUMERICAL WINNER: Matthieu
NOTE: To me, "When the teeth part, they will reveal a..." read as Baokrish releasing Matthieu from his jaws when it wasn't written in any post before. I was unsure if this was meant to be a "in the future" thing or as what I already stated. Pseudo-poetic writing can be a little confusing for fight descriptions :pensive:
In any case: I left in this penalty because Matthieu would have been the numeric winner regardless of whether or not it was there (and also have died, apparently... F.) So, just keep this in mind for the future. Aside from that... great fight and DEATHMATCH! :]