Cue the heavy metal, the bass thump of drums and the frantic shredding of a guitar—even a very creative chorus clamoring for BLOOD! Who was Draconua to deny it, even as the... thing before her looked moments away from melting into a puddle of Oil then and there.
She didn't spend long contemplating whether or not it was a ruse—his... trying to climb into her mouth? Go in for an attack?—before rearing out of proximity and back in with snapping jaws. Another attempt at dropping the guillotine.
ATTEMPT: Grab Alrik like a snack (... 2!)
DEFENSE: None
INJURIES: None
@Alrik
As kind and unkind, helpful and unhelpful as the audience members were and tried to be... Alrik's fate had been sealed a long time ago. Longer, perhaps, than some of them had even been alive. How cruel it must have been to grow up knowing you were destined for
something and then finally, when the time came, to wake up for something and find out it was
this?
Truly a battle of fates!
And I could go on, but our time is... up!
...Wait what? What is he doing?!
TRYING?!?!?! Oh dear. Look! That little beast, that dumpling-shaped guy, attempting to scramble up Draconua's mouth before the snap-clammer of the guillotine!
Assuredly, he does not make it completely. His swishing tail is certainly put in peril, but... he does
make it. And now he's on her snoot.
What was the point of that?
If anything, this was yet another case of evidence for why he never should have tried... now he was certain to go down in some harsh, horrible way... with a
fight.
ATTEMPT: climb up the Snout
DEFENSE: no <3
INJURIES: no <3
Paws scrabbled against the chipped and worn smooth of her mask, a weight—however incomparable it was to herself—rocking against it. The fuzzball's tail swept in front of her nostrils, the hairs long enough to prick against nostrils and eyeballs alike. Draconua squinted, inhaling sharply to suppress a sneeze.
And to overcompensate, the Valkhound threw her head downward with a roar, shifting her weight backwards. A hand reached up, claws scraping against blood-red keratin(? Bone?) to find Alrik. If a few more chips and scrapes were added to the mix, then so be it—
—because she was going to get this foolish cat off of her face and devour him.
ATTEMPT: Grab Alrik (but with a hand this time)
DEFENSE: None
INJURIES: None
@Alrik
Fates and destiny, as we should all know by now, do not let up easily... if at all. If they exist, if anyone had the misfortune of being bound by such things, then they shall find that with every struggle the knots get tighter. If Alrik hadn't struggled, he would have been less of a pill to swallow. Would've saved the audience some heartbreak at least.
If hearts could break to the tune of clown music.
Bones sure could, but Alrik wasn't hearing any. Grasped, but not squozen... what did she plan to do then, eat him alive? At last, Alrik finally managed to meet acceptance. It's an important concept to meet right before death. I mean, now that Alrik had once last chance to think about it, his whole life seemed to be one big five stages of grief event. He'd done the denial, the anger, the bargaining-- boy howdy how he'd done the depression. This was the last stop. At least it would be a cool way to die, instead of something fully anticlimactic or traumatic like Alrik had expected. Now he was... just a little less insignificant!
Honk-a honk-a honk-a!
"Okay." His face was grim, sorrowful as ever.
"Just don't bring me back." He sought out eyes. Did this thing have any? Probably not. Eyes were connected to a soul, or a heart, or some semblance of humanity. Eyes were given to things that live. Why does that matter now? Well, if this creature didn't have any, it meant she wasn't alive. She was just as heartless and cruel as the batcats. She was the blood of a savage.
"Go ahead." He bowed his head, and abdicated.
@Draconua
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Between a cat and Draconua, Aethril didn't feel any particular need to cheer for one or the other; she liked Draconua, and her aloofness, and Alrik was a cat. Her eye was half on Pollen as she attempted to recover from her last fight-- right up until Alrik was in the monster's jaws.
'Go ahead,' said Alrik.
Aethril was on her feet at once.
"BOOOOO!" The Valkhand shrieked. "FIGHT BACK YOU FUCKING CUNT!! DON'T BE SUCH A QUIVERING PUSSY!!"
What had it signed up for, if it was going to tap out as soon as Draconua looked at it funny, after all? This wasn't the spirit of Deathmatch at all-- let Draconua fight something that was actually going to try to beat the shit out of her!
"BLOOD! BLOOD! BLOOD!"