"FOR OUR NEXT MATCH, WE HAVE... UHHHH BALDER!!!"
"HEY!!" Balder stomped out of the gate angrily, eyes seeking out the announcer like searchlights. All hope of a grand entrance was now lost.
"THAT'S NOT WHAT I TOLD YOU TO SAY!!!" This gargoyle feline had the same disposition as an entitled manbaby who hadn't gotten exactly what they wanted. Because. Well.
"I TOLD YOU TO SAY KING BALDER THE GARGOYLE, DEITY OF THE ARENA, MASTER OF BLOOD AND WARFARE, A FEW OTHER THINGS-- AUGH, WHATEVER." With an obviously agitated
hmph, Balder confidently strode out into the open and waited with obvious impatience.
"COME OUT AND GET ME THEN, WHOEVER YOU ARE! Don't get your hopes up though, you won't win."
It's almost like he was
asking to be murdered.
@Aurelia
What came out of that door was
nothing like what Balder was expecting. No frailty, no hesitation, and a dramatic height difference that certainly did
not favor Balder. She came
rippling towards him, all moving parts and extra murder-y bits,
clearly built for forms of carnage Balder could not even DREAM of. Well, maybe Balder could dream of it. Certain
now he could... if he ever dreamed again after today.
But, despite all this, Balder managed to keep his cool, remain poised, and this was for one reason only: to drop a line. The gargoyle puffed up, sized up his opponent as if all this were natural to him, and, with a smirk, gave a little huff of a laugh.
"Heh. Cute."
Line. Now where's my hook and sinker?
Well, this is probably out of order but if you're looking for a hook, Balder would begin by attempting to run in the
opposite direction of the opponent and take off into the air, perhaps prompting a chase!
Can't wait for the sinker, I don't think Nemean's going to like this start...
ATTEMPT: take flight away from Aurelia
DEFENSE: no <3
INJURIES: IMPOSSIBLE.
@Aurelia
Ever since he had seen
that little nuisance here, he had waited eagerly to see it fight. He hoped it'd be set against some HUGE, hulking, drooling monstrosity. Something that'd it'd simply be a snack for. A boring fight, maybe, but
so satisfying to watch.
When 'Balder' stomped out into the arena, grumbling about titled, he rolled his eyes. Whatever. Enough with the intros. Get to the BLOOD! The GORE! Let him watch this little gargoyle get TORN APART by something with way too many teeth and spikes! He had seen quite a few creatures that he'd LOVE to see go against the little rat. Maybe he was lucky enough to have one get paired with him?
And he
was indeed lucky. The next creature to walk into the arena was gorgeous. Thirty five feet of black and gold
beauty. It would EASILY crush this puny thing. He almost felt bad, if the lil punk hadn't stolen his tooth so many cycles ago.
"YEAH!! GO AURELIA!" He roared grinning viscously. Oh, this would be FUN. A good ol' case of cat and mouse. He couldn't WAIT to see the end of this one! When Balder began to fly away (like a coward!) He shouted a bit of advice down at Aurelia.
"TEAR IT'S WINGS OFF!!" For good measure, he'd attempt to throw a nearby soda (not his, but if they REALLY wanted to drink it they shouldn't have left it there) into the ring. Aiming at Balder, of course, but it's hard to aim at ALL when you don't really have hands.
@Aurelia @Balder (Vis)
WOOSH! Into the air -- Balder could hear the snap of jaws behind him. He cackled as he took to the skies like some kind of smug glitterbomb witch. As soon as he started hearing the cheers for the monster who had just
failed to catch him, he shouted:
"OH SHUT UP ALL A' YA!" Could they not SEE with their EYES that he was already ahead of that thing?! Perhaps it was because he had not yet lined or sinker'd.
Well, here goes nothin'!
Balder would turn it around, now flying straight for Aurelia's head. His arms and claws were outstretched, not waiting to swipe but to
grab... if he could get close enough, he'd attempt to get those claws in and maybe gouge out at least two of her eyes.
ATTEMPT: fly in & gouge out some eyeballs
DEFENSE: no <3
INJURIES: IMPOSSIBLE.
@Aurelia