DEATHMATCH
Anyone order
barbecue?! Nemean's eyes widened to the size of dinner plates, pupils dilated so much that there was barely any gold iris left to surround them. A shriek of
delight ramped into laughter loud enough to pop anyone's eardrums:
"GYAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!" The sprite zipped over to Draconua, giving her a hearty smack on the forehead.
"THAT'S AWESOME!" she blurted, unheeding of the resultant snap of teeth in her direction,
"I didn't know so many of you were so fuckin' FLAMMABLE!"
Diaphonous wings buzzed, and Creosote's victory was heralded with no small amount of mind-numbingly loud music. Brass, winds, strings—the whole orchestra. A little gold (illusory, because not all that glimmers is
gold, now...) crown floated just above the meat-monster's... general... head region.
"HAIL TO THE VICTOR, CREEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Shame the big lug had started to form a chrysalis—
"get that thing out of here before it gets stuck in MY ARENA!!!"—because it would have been GREAT to watch meat cannibalism. Even if Effluvium was a
very good haunted house attraction on its own (speaking from experience! She'd LOVED when it was chasing people in there!!! Fuck yeah!)
Y'know, though... Creosote looked pretty
dashing in that crown. It'd look even better with a frilly pink dress and sparkly, cheap-looking rings.
Maybe, if she ever saw it again, she'd be charitable enough to provide it with such furnishings.
In the meantime:
"SEND IN THE NEXT VICTI—uh, FIGHTERS! KEEP IT ROLLING! NYAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!"
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DEATHMATCH WINNER: Creosote
Character: Effluvium
Age: +5 (15 Cycles - Capped)
Magic Level: +1 (Fledgling)
ROUND 1
Attempt: +8
Penalties: -
ROUND 2
Attempt: -
Penalties: -
ROUND 3
Attempt: +19
Penalties: -
ROUND 4
Attempt: +15
Penalties: -
ROUND 5
Attempt: -
Penalties: -
Total: 48 | Character: Creosote
Age: +5 (10 Cycles - Capped)
Magic Level: +1 (Fledgling)
ROUND 1
Attempt: +19
Penalties: -
ROUND 2
Attempt: +14
Penalties: -
ROUND 3
Attempt: -
Penalties: -
ROUND 4
Attempt: -
Penalties: -
ROUND 5
Attempt: +14
Penalties: -
Total: 53 |
NUMERICAL WINNER: Name
Effluvium, upon emerging from its meaty cocoon, will find that a thin band—no wider than an inch or two, and no longer than six—of its
left wrist has collapsed into a geode of jasper. It seems to have the structural integrity to keep the limb stable, but may present some difficulty in performing finer movements.
... not that Effluvium is known for those.
Fissure (Minor) — Part of the Gembound collapses into a geode-like rift of its gemstone.