Porkchop huffed.
Well, he had to admit that sleeping in a rock for two weeks was tempting. Maybe he'd have done it himself, if the specific way one entered the rock wasn't so... off-putting. But there was no way he was getting over how he'd chrysalized last time anytime soon, and besides, you couldn't eat when you were asleep. Just thinking about how many sweet berries would have ripened and rotted or been picked off by birds was enough to deter Porkchop. This piglet believed in preventing food waste, thank you very much.
But he supposed Max could go nap if they wanted. They'd explained to him their reasons, which had made a lot of sense at the time, although it seemed less and less worth it as the time approached to actually
go to sleep.
"You sure?" Porkchop tried again, bumping his snout against one of Max's legs.
"You're not purple, and that's good enough for me. But if you are sure--"
He puffed up his chest, prancing in a circle around the moss bed.
"I'll take great care of everything while you're napping!! I'm going eat SO many berries, and grow so big and strong that you'll be shocked when you wake up! And then, no one will DARE to even THINK about beating us up!"
Porkchop sniffed, running back and throwing himself down to lay beside the moss bed.
"There's no bananas growing here, though. Can you make some for me? Those are my favorite."
@Maximus
Porkchop twitched his snout.
"Monsters are cool if I like them," he whispered to himself. Then, louder:
"Fine. Sleep good. I'll have enough fun for both of us!" Porkchop grinned, closing his eyes as Maximus bumped his forehead. He wouldn't let Maximus' trust down!
The piglet's eyes lit up as Maximus summoned his favorite fruit for him.
"Thank youuuu!" he squealed, in the manner an elementary class might chorus to a classmate who brought cupcakes.
"Yeahyeah! Of course I promise! No more Deathmatches! I hated that anyway! Mm, and friends! I promise to make the best friends!"
Starting with... this one! Porkchop leaned down, nudging Nibbles playfully with his snout.
"Heya, Nibbles," he laughed.
"We're gonna be the best of friends! And make a bunch more bestest friends too!" He looked back up at Maximus, beaming.
"See? We got this!"
@Maximus
Porkchop blinked and nuzzled Maximus back.
"I know," he said simply, in the way only children could. And then:
"I love you too."
He wiggled his curly tail at Max's
have fun and grinned at Nibbles' antics. It was all the encouragement he needed to go scampering off into Pisces, tossing a
"Yup!" over his shoulder and filled with so much enthusiasm he made little hops into the air as he ran.
"C'mere, Nibbles! Race you to the-- whoa!" Porkchop faltered for a moment as a hoof slipped on the damp cave floor, barely staying balanced, but the whole thing only seemed to make him grin wider.
"To the berry vines!" he laughed, with an
oink somehow making its way into the laughter.
@Maximus