"The deer continued speaking after a quick glance to the cat, who was starting at the dragon with incredibly wide eyes. The deer swallowed, and hesitantly spoke, "How...how long have you been here?"
"So long I have lost count, little deer." The dragon rumbled. "I was born here, and I have left countless times to increase my wealth."
"Do you...get bored down here? All alone?" The deer said.
The dragon yawned again. "When adventurers like yourself come down here, it entertains me, to an extent. When I do not pillage, I sleep. It is of no consequence to me. I was sleeping, before you two so rudely tried to steal from me. Now tell me, for what reason did you come here?"
Before the deer could reply, the cat burst out, "We have come here to take your entire hoard, dragon!"
The dragon gave the small cat an agalastic look, completely deadpan.....then started to laugh, the entire cavern echoing and shaking and falling apart a little as the booming sound went on. The two friends had to cover their ears, the sound hurt them so.
"So brutally honest! I like that," The dragon chuckled, bringing the piece of castle they stood on closer to it. "Once I eat you, I will give your bones a proper rest.
The dragon leaned the floor of the castle to help the two slide down its open mouth, and the deer yelled at the cat for trying to get them both killed! The cat simply laughed, enamored with the adventure, and leapt impossibly far off of the floor, farther than it had ever jumped before! Time seemed to slow down. The deer was scooting back and back up the floor to avoid falling, since they couldn't grab ahold of anything, seeing their death come for them with those gaping jaws and open throat waiting for them. The cat was flying, its expression calm and collected of itself, and when it touched the dragon's upper lip, time came back around again.
The deer finally slipped and fell into open air, screaming. The cat ran as fast as it possibly could down the dragon's face. The dragon closed its mouth just a little, surprised by the cat's actions. And then....!
Poised over the dragon's eye, who stared right at it, the cat said, "Honesty is one of my lesser talents, you see." Then it gouged the dragon's eye with its sharp claws!"
"This is how I speak."
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