DEATHMATCH
Oh,
YES.
This was some rough and tumble action!
You see, Nemean had feared this finale would be even the smallest bit lackluster (for all the theatrics she'd put on for their introductions!)—and for good reason! Both competitors were much smaller than expected for the Arena, and they were kind of just...
guys! With pointy sticks! The new meta was exciting, but she thought for a moment that she might need some Opera house binoculars to see if any blood was actually shed.
To their credit, though, the spear-on-spear violence was
very exciting. She made sure the grating sound of metal was, in fact, louder than the invisible guitarist just absolutely
shredding in the background. Maybe even threw in some spare
OOH!s and
AHH!s when the Sentinel made an
awesome move blocking an entire flurry of attacks from his smaller, rattier-looking opponent.
Of course, Vargas's enthusiastic advice was drowned out when the halberd came crashing down. As it cut clean through flesh and bone... oh, if Nemean could've recorded her own screech of delight. That spray of blood was of EPIC proportions, and it had her flying out of her seat with a comically large explosion of popcorn. Her fists met her fellow Master's shoulders as he kicked her legs behind her, beyond
thrilled.
"LOOK! LOOK! DO YOU SEE THAT, VARGAS? HOLY SHIT, HE'S BRUTALLY EFFICIENT. TEACH HIM TO DRAG OUT A SHOW, WILL YOU???" Smack, smack, smack.
"GYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
"BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD—" Koff! Koff! A-hem! "AN INCREDIBLE MOVE." The Hunter pleaded for surrender, his voice just barely overlaying her own Announcer Voice through an oversized megaphone she'd saved for just this occasion (because her magical amplification of noise wasn't enough).
"ANOTHER ONE-HIT CONCLUSION TO THE HIGHLY-ANTICIPATED END OF THE DEATHMATCHES! IS THAT A CRY TO CONCEDE I HEAR?" She cupped her paws over both ears for dramatic effect (the megaphone somehow remaining floating in the air as she did) before continuing with a toss of golden locks.
"WHAT A DEVASTATING BLOW AND MASSIVE TANKING OF THE HIT! GIVE BOTH OF OUR CONTENDERS A BIG HAND—OR YELL, IF YOU'RE CIVILIZED—BEFORE I BLOW YOUR EARDRUMS OUT." No. She did not misspeak.
Consider that a
warning.
Sunny eyes, dilated
far too much, scanned the crowd—or relative lack thereof (
how many of them had DIED?! She lost track in the hype)—before tossing in the most Creative Commons-sounding laugh track in the universe. All at ear-ringing volume, of course.
Then the music blared louder, louder, until nobody
reasonable could hear themselves think. An absolute cacophony that shook the very foundations of the Arena rose. Nemean swore some plate tectonics occurred beneath the force of it all, and that merely encouraged her to kick into
high gear. Clutching at her megaphone, taking in a deep breath, the sprite gave her best death metal scream:
"RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
Inhale. Totally normal voice. The music went back to a normal volume and more of a triumphant trumpet trio.
"YOUR FINALISTS, ALL YOU MONSTERS WHO SURVIVED AND THOSE WHO DIDN'T! SECOND PLACE—hey, not too shabby, buddy! Most little guys like you die after getting their shoulder mangled like that—IS THE HUNTEEER OF WILD BEAAASTS!" Spotlights bore down on said mustelid-hybrid at the point of a finger, and confetti rained down upon his form. Then, the lights and spectacle swung wildly to the victor, without regard for his light sensitivity and subsequent ability to strike a rad pose of victory. "THE SENTINEL OF THE FORGE, EVERYBODY—FIRST-PLACE WINNER OF THE FIRST ANNUAL NEW ERA DEATHMAAAAAAAAAAAAATCH!"
"We're doing more of these, right?" Nemean spared to Vargas in an aside before fluttering down to the Arena floor, confetti raining in sheets and nearly smothering her mid-flight.
Pausing before Hunter, she offered a harried handshake (and subsequent grimace at having TOUCHED his gross hand, wiping her palms off on the Sentinel's pebbly hide, if he hadn't moved away.)
"PUH-LEASE go get patched up so we can talk about how not liable I am for that—" Gleeful eyes glanced toward the gaping shoulder wound.
"—aaand also talk shop about your prize! Since you actually lived or whatever." Big and Tall didn't seem too bad for himself, but she offered the same sentiment.
"You too, big-ass monstrosity! Congrats!"
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DEATHMATCH WINNER: THE SENTINEL
Character: Hunter
Age: +5 (22 Cycles, Capped)
Magic Level: +3 (Brawler)
ROUND 1
Attempt: +11
Penalties: -
ROUND 2
Attempt: +17
Penalties: -
ROUND 3
Attempt: +18
Penalties: -
ROUND 4
Attempt: -
Penalties: -
Total: 54 | Character: The Sentinel
Age: +5 (15 Cycles, Capped)
Magic Level: +7 (Transcendent Champion)
ROUND 1
Attempt: +20
Penalties: -
ROUND 2
Attempt: +14
Penalties: -
ROUND 3
Attempt: +17
Penalties: -
ROUND 4
Attempt: -
Penalties: -
Total: 63 |
NUMERICAL WINNER: The Sentinel
Stay tuned into the
main DEATHMATCH thread for a little something extra for all participants!
Hint: It's that Secret Thing I told all of you about last year... hehehe...