May 21 2022, 07:54 PM
How dare this... whatever they are, nearly kill him and then dance! Opie's revenge would be swift and merciless; there could be no alternative. Pride would regret this slight on his gemhood for an endless epoch. The very stones of this cave would shudder in response to it, and whisper, in fear and awe, of the sheer brutality of it. Forever and ever, until the weary collapse of every star, the heat death of the universe.
I could simply... carry you. Food. Rest.
Opie pauses to consider, briefly.
"More food, then sleep," he decides magnanimously-- it's a rather reasonable penance for nearly trying to shatter him, in the joey's humble opinion. Certainly much more favorable than the endless horror Opie would have inflicted upon him otherwise.
Mindful that he's still so... bouncy, Opie takes a very important moment to decide how best to actually climb aboard. His careful and wholly accurate equations had ended in catastrophe — he'd nearly been broken! — so that was clearly right out. Perhaps he needed to just... not think about it? Like the stupid shards. That sounded about right.
He gives his ear a one last, quick scratch-- to relax his overly mathematical mind, of course. Then, with a snuffle, he leaps forward;
bounces;
and lands on the stag's back in a parabolic arch so utterly flawless it would make Archimedes of Syracuse weep tears of blood.
Stunned, Opie remains completely still for several long, heavy beats. Then-- "HA!" he screeches, rapturously pleased with himself.
Gravity can eat his tail!
I could simply... carry you. Food. Rest.
Opie pauses to consider, briefly.
"More food, then sleep," he decides magnanimously-- it's a rather reasonable penance for nearly trying to shatter him, in the joey's humble opinion. Certainly much more favorable than the endless horror Opie would have inflicted upon him otherwise.
Mindful that he's still so... bouncy, Opie takes a very important moment to decide how best to actually climb aboard. His careful and wholly accurate equations had ended in catastrophe — he'd nearly been broken! — so that was clearly right out. Perhaps he needed to just... not think about it? Like the stupid shards. That sounded about right.
He gives his ear a one last, quick scratch-- to relax his overly mathematical mind, of course. Then, with a snuffle, he leaps forward;
bounces;
and lands on the stag's back in a parabolic arch so utterly flawless it would make Archimedes of Syracuse weep tears of blood.
Stunned, Opie remains completely still for several long, heavy beats. Then-- "HA!" he screeches, rapturously pleased with himself.
Gravity can eat his tail!
@Pride