Jun 10 2025, 01:01 AM
Frequent customers of the Roaring Hearth Inn will notice new lights glowing from a previously abandoned shack with a sloped, mossy roof and wide ornate windows, staring outward like wide glassy eyes. Shimmering curtains sweep its interior, and the empty space between its shelves and the counter at the back is lined with pillows.The items inside catch the lamp-light, glittering with promise…
In tandem with this change, a new piece of parchment has been pinned to the bounty board - though another copy can be found stuck behind the store’s window. (The store’s copy appears to be a first draft, considering the increase in spelling mistakes and completely new passages sandwiched between more relevant information.)
Introducing...
Luna's Lapidary!
Though it has been brought to my attention by certain parties that this title is inaccurate, as a Lapidary involves the carving and shaping of precious gems specifically, and this is not yet one of our services, though I am considering reaching out to parties more familiar with the mechanics of enchantment to explore this particular niche of - wait, you’re not transcribing everything I say, are you?
Have you found a pretty rock on the ground and wondered what memories it holds? Are you looking for the right gemstone in order to produce the perfect neonate, cementing your legacy in a harsh, claustrophobicly small and apathetic world? Have you, or someone you care for recently lost a loved one?
Consider stopping by our new, lovingly refurbished storefront for the answers you seek. Together, we can make sure the next life is the best one it can be!
Our stock:
Is currently a work in progress! We’ve just gotten started, so make sure to check the board for any updates we post when this inevitably changes. Donations are appreciated.
Our services:
Hindsight spells - 2 coins per cast
Uncover the mysteries of the past with our owner’s innate magical talent and penchant for storytelling. Clients will receive a verbal account of the visions - visual components are available for an additional coin (to pay for the paper).
Commissions - 5 coins/hour (per thread)
Work with our talented staff to fulfill your specific vision for your little ones! Take full advantage of our advanced intel and resources, and we’ll find the perfect Gemstone or life donor for your needs.
We hope to see you at our doors soon! Ok, now draw a smiley face. No, I mean actually draw one at the
In tandem with this change, a new piece of parchment has been pinned to the bounty board - though another copy can be found stuck behind the store’s window. (The store’s copy appears to be a first draft, considering the increase in spelling mistakes and completely new passages sandwiched between more relevant information.)
Introducing...
Luna's Lapidary!
Though it has been brought to my attention by certain parties that this title is inaccurate, as a Lapidary involves the carving and shaping of precious gems specifically, and this is not yet one of our services, though I am considering reaching out to parties more familiar with the mechanics of enchantment to explore this particular niche of - wait, you’re not transcribing everything I say, are you?
Have you found a pretty rock on the ground and wondered what memories it holds? Are you looking for the right gemstone in order to produce the perfect neonate, cementing your legacy in a harsh, claustrophobicly small and apathetic world? Have you, or someone you care for recently lost a loved one?
Consider stopping by our new, lovingly refurbished storefront for the answers you seek. Together, we can make sure the next life is the best one it can be!
Our stock:
Is currently a work in progress! We’ve just gotten started, so make sure to check the board for any updates we post when this inevitably changes. Donations are appreciated.
Our services:
Hindsight spells - 2 coins per cast
Uncover the mysteries of the past with our owner’s innate magical talent and penchant for storytelling. Clients will receive a verbal account of the visions - visual components are available for an additional coin (to pay for the paper).
Commissions - 5 coins/hour (per thread)
Work with our talented staff to fulfill your specific vision for your little ones! Take full advantage of our advanced intel and resources, and we’ll find the perfect Gemstone or life donor for your needs.
We hope to see you at our doors soon! Ok, now draw a smiley face. No, I mean actually draw one at the