Aug 30 2015, 08:59 PM
I…was hungry.
I was always fucking hungry. It seemed my main drive in life was to kill, eat, sleep. Then repeat, endlessly. Oh, I didn’t mind the process. Honestly, I found great enjoyment from killing. I was obviously satisfied with eating. And sleep was rather relaxing. I was just growing irritated with the repetitiveness of the process. I wanted something new. Something exciting. My issue was probably that I was eating the same damn thing every meal. I might be a cat, but there was only so many mice and birds I could eat over such a short period of time. I wanted something A, that tasted better than a mouse, B, that had more meat than a bird, and C, that was somewhat of a challenge to actually kill. I mean, I could step on a mouse and it died. I wanted a good wrestle to the death or something. I knew I had all these muscles and dammit I was going to use them. I wanted to get stronger. I wanted to prove I was the top cat in these parts…or soon would be. I knew I had to grow. And growing meant eating. And eating meant becoming stronger. And becoming stronger meant more skillz and bigger food to kill. This all made sense to me.
So, here I was. Exploring. Hunting. Not the nice kind of hunting where you know exactly where that one bird will fly because they fly the same damn pattern every day. No, the kind where you have to go way beyond where you’ve ever been before and hope for the best that something shows up you can eat. It was a bit of a gamble, especially because I had no idea where I was or if there was game around at all…let alone water. But I wasn’t just going to sit around and do nothing. I should probably sniff out some water soon. Maybe later. At the moment, I was pacing the inside of some bizarre stone structure. It wasn’t alive…but it seemed this stone had simply pushed up from the ground, creating some kind of oval circle shape thing. It took me about a half second longer than it should have to realize I was currently at the bottom of the structure. Which, was bad. If there was some hungrier larger thing above me, I’d be trapped. Hey….hey now. That’s a good idea. With that idea, I, as best as a mildly uncoordinated panther cub could, climbed up the structure until I was at its peak.
“Boo-yah.”
Oh…wait, maybe I shouldn’t shout victoriously if I wanted to surprise my dinner…
@Vazi
I was always fucking hungry. It seemed my main drive in life was to kill, eat, sleep. Then repeat, endlessly. Oh, I didn’t mind the process. Honestly, I found great enjoyment from killing. I was obviously satisfied with eating. And sleep was rather relaxing. I was just growing irritated with the repetitiveness of the process. I wanted something new. Something exciting. My issue was probably that I was eating the same damn thing every meal. I might be a cat, but there was only so many mice and birds I could eat over such a short period of time. I wanted something A, that tasted better than a mouse, B, that had more meat than a bird, and C, that was somewhat of a challenge to actually kill. I mean, I could step on a mouse and it died. I wanted a good wrestle to the death or something. I knew I had all these muscles and dammit I was going to use them. I wanted to get stronger. I wanted to prove I was the top cat in these parts…or soon would be. I knew I had to grow. And growing meant eating. And eating meant becoming stronger. And becoming stronger meant more skillz and bigger food to kill. This all made sense to me.
So, here I was. Exploring. Hunting. Not the nice kind of hunting where you know exactly where that one bird will fly because they fly the same damn pattern every day. No, the kind where you have to go way beyond where you’ve ever been before and hope for the best that something shows up you can eat. It was a bit of a gamble, especially because I had no idea where I was or if there was game around at all…let alone water. But I wasn’t just going to sit around and do nothing. I should probably sniff out some water soon. Maybe later. At the moment, I was pacing the inside of some bizarre stone structure. It wasn’t alive…but it seemed this stone had simply pushed up from the ground, creating some kind of oval circle shape thing. It took me about a half second longer than it should have to realize I was currently at the bottom of the structure. Which, was bad. If there was some hungrier larger thing above me, I’d be trapped. Hey….hey now. That’s a good idea. With that idea, I, as best as a mildly uncoordinated panther cub could, climbed up the structure until I was at its peak.
“Boo-yah.”
Oh…wait, maybe I shouldn’t shout victoriously if I wanted to surprise my dinner…
@Vazi