Aug 02 2026, 12:59 PM
The Collector was whistling as he walked. It was a bright and cheerful tune, one that clashed with the dark, dripping rocks past which he strolled. He was walking with a stick of some kind: polished, dark wood, with a carved red gemstone head on top, in the shape of some snarling beast. It clacked as he came.
Nobody ever read the fine print.
And that particular contract, risky as it had been, had included a rather fun little line:
'Tʜᴇ ᴄᴏɴᴛʀᴀᴄᴛ ᴘʀᴏᴠɪᴅᴇʀ ɪɴᴄʟᴜᴅᴇs ɴᴏ ɢᴜᴀʀᴀɴᴛᴇᴇ ᴏғ ᴄᴏɴғɪᴅᴇɴᴛɪᴀʟɪᴛʏ.'
As in: he'd never promised to keep their deal a secret. So now he strolled straight for The Black Spire, knowing full well how the irritating nature of his happy whistling would draw in the menacing, no-nonsense Valkhounds living here.
"Ooooh Master Vargas?" he called, tapping his stick on the ground, glancing around for the first sign of glowing eyes and slavering maws that his creations so loved to sport (ah, it was just like the good old days).
"Or... any of you, perhaps? Forces of Chaos? Monsters of madness? Helloooo?" He went back to whistling in rhythm with his step, stopping before The Black Spire to await company.
Open to all Chaos Forge.
Nobody ever read the fine print.
And that particular contract, risky as it had been, had included a rather fun little line:
'Tʜᴇ ᴄᴏɴᴛʀᴀᴄᴛ ᴘʀᴏᴠɪᴅᴇʀ ɪɴᴄʟᴜᴅᴇs ɴᴏ ɢᴜᴀʀᴀɴᴛᴇᴇ ᴏғ ᴄᴏɴғɪᴅᴇɴᴛɪᴀʟɪᴛʏ.'
As in: he'd never promised to keep their deal a secret. So now he strolled straight for The Black Spire, knowing full well how the irritating nature of his happy whistling would draw in the menacing, no-nonsense Valkhounds living here.
"Ooooh Master Vargas?" he called, tapping his stick on the ground, glancing around for the first sign of glowing eyes and slavering maws that his creations so loved to sport (ah, it was just like the good old days).
"Or... any of you, perhaps? Forces of Chaos? Monsters of madness? Helloooo?" He went back to whistling in rhythm with his step, stopping before The Black Spire to await company.
Open to all Chaos Forge.