So Fisher had been kinda messed up from the whole fighting the dragon thing, but to be fair he was a very smol noodle guy. So it was to be expected that it took him a bit to recover, since he was getting older and his wounds were healing slower with each new scar. Regardless, the Spire couldn't keep him away that easily.
He had to go back and make sure that his
mark was still there. After all, before Raheerah, Fisher had climbed the Spire and proved himself. He would be careful not to unleash another Yeti of course-- as long as he didn't scratch the Spire it wouldn't attack him, right? He just would scurry up and check it out. Besides, as much as the Spire was a big huge meanie to Fisher, the big blue throbbing shaft was just a huge tsundere anyway. The mustelid
knew that the magical crystal was totally hard for him... Well, it was hard for just about any other gembound, to be fair. It was a rock.
It wasn't long before Fisher ended up plodding right up to the bottom of the Spire to find a noisy crow squawking up at the peak. He tilted his head and let out a short, sharp woof at the bird, his tail twitching.
"Uh, hey!" What was this, the King of Loud? He narrowed his eyes at her-- but then he realized she was talking to someone, not to the spire.
Fisher looked up to see a scaly, pathetic looking lizard dangling from the Spire. Clearly, the wannabe chub-noodle wanted to become the new Dragon King of the Erect Blue Rod that he had tried to climb to the top with his weird, squat legs and had obviously been having a horrible time.
This. Was basically, y'know... Inexcusable?? Like. That was FISHER'S Spire. Yo dawg, you can't just step on someone else's turf like that unless you literally were a fifty ton dragon made of lava, alright? Anyway. Fisher's narrowed eyes slitted into tiny orange slivers and he let out a horrifyingly loud scream.
"WHO THE CAVES DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?! YOU GET DOWN FROM THERE THIS INSTANT OR I'LL ZAP YOU INTO YOUR NEXT SET OF SCALES, YA LIMP LIZARD! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I'M *FISHER*, THE GUY WHO CLIMBED THE SPIRE WHEN HE WAS JUST A HATCHLING, AND YOU BETTER RECOGNIZE, GOT IT? 'CAUSE IF YOU COULD GET TO THE TOP, WHICH YOU CLEARLY CAN'T, YOU'D SEE MY MARK UP THERE THAT SHOW'S-- I'M THE TOP NOODLE 'ROUND HERE! I CLIMBED HER FIRST AND AIN'T NO ONE TAKING HER FROM ME AGAIN, CAPICHE?"
And that, my friends, was that.