ORIGIN - BUFF BLUFF

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in the very clothes that i killed--

killed you in and now i know im alone

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Kerberos had been SMOOCHED by a BEAR. It was, suffice to say, the most strangest of things to ever happen to the poor oversize pup in a long time, but the head that had recieved the smoochie had immediately decided it was the best thing that had ever happened.

"SMOOCHIE?? SMOOCHIE!! SMOOCHIE!!!" He began to bark excitedly, his tail going into a wild wap-wap-wap wag that hit the rocks hard and banged up his scales but he just didn't care. The smoochie was such a great thing that he couldn't get over it.

His other heads had no idea what was going on other than the fact that one third of himself was now flipping his shit. It wasn't long at all before the other heads chimmed in, a bit more confused, but equally as energetic, "Smoochie? Smoochie!! Smooch!! SMOOCH!!" And if Leon did not stop him, he would likely draw the attention of everyone in Pisces to the Bear That Smooched The Dog.

Including, potentially, a lioness who would not be quite as pleased about the smoochie as Kerberos was.

@Leon//

His refined explanation - simple and brisk as it was - seemed lost on the big dog. For, the head that he had smooched seemed to revel in this tiny act of companion, and then completely exploded in joy and excitement. Leon nearly jumped at the enthusiasm of his wagging tail, his brows arched and eyes widened in mild surprise. Before long, the excitement seemed contagious between the other two heads and suddenly all three heads were yapping happily. The dog was basically vibrating with energy, which had caused Leon to laugh at first. Then, he found himself growing quickly nervous with how excitable and loud the big dog was being. If he wasn't careful, he'd draw the attention of everybody in Pisces, including Makyna. Of course, Leon being oblivious and innocent hearted as he was, wouldn't have suspected any foul play coming from his darling fiance. Still, he probably should quiet the cerberus down.

"Hahaha alright, okay, calm down now," Leon raised his paws to the dog, laughing again. "Yeah, that was a smooch. Did you like it? Did it make you feel happy?" The bear followed up, searching for at least one gaze among the three wildly excitable heads. "Maybe you'd like to try that instead of fighting this other Gembound, hey?" He suggested, tilting his head slightly.

@Kerberos

in the very clothes that i killed--

killed you in and now i know im alone

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Kerberos only barely noticed that Leon was trying to get him settled down, but that didn't mean he was listening to a lick of advice the bear was giving him. He managed to stiffle down his woofing, shutting all three traps and plopping his heads on the floor to stare up at Leon like the GOOD BOY he was. Still, he was overloaded with excitement-- his tail was wagging wildly and he was... almost vibrating??? With pleasure.

The SMOOCHIE was soo gooodd!! He loved it a lot. There was only one way to show that he did, however, and he considered it for about 0.05 seconds before he leaped up to his feet and practically tackled the grizzly bear, shoving his snouts into the fluffy brown fur and promptly giving him DOGGIE SMOOCHIES right on back! Poor Leon would probably need five good baths to get all of the slobber off, and the Lick Train ™ wasn't about to stop any time soon, either!!!!

@Leon//

Despite his best efforts to get the conversation back on track, it seemed he'd completely distracted the big three headed dog with smoochies. He tried to contain himself (from what Leon could tell), only to lose control and lunge at the bear, pinning him down and drowning him in kisses and sticky dog slobber. "AAAHHHHH KERB NOOOO!" Leon sputtered, half laughing and half desperately yelling for the dog's attention. The only other time somebody attacked him with kisses was when he did something to make Makyna happy, but even those weren't as intense as Kerberos' kissy attack. "KERB WE GOTTA FOCUS!" He gasped for air, trying to (gently) push Kerb's heads away and get back to his feet.

@Kerberos

in the very clothes that i killed--

killed you in and now i know im alone

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... Focus?

The dog's tongues withdrew into their muzzles, a inquisitive, triple whimper escaping in their retreat. His ears perked and he took a careful step back, sitting down once more. His tail thumped-- hard-- against the ground as his sharp eyes locked on the bear's fiery gaze and he held himself still for a moment. How long that moment would last? Well, it felt like he was being held back by the world's thinnest string.

"I can--" He started to woof, "Focus!!" "No more smoochies!!" "We can focus!!!" His voices died before the weak leash snapped and he was sent barreling loose again, but even being quiet there was a hunter's tension to his form.

@Leon//

Oh lord, there really was no calming the big beast down, was there? Leon laughed nervously as Kerberos managed to retreat, if only for a second. He was able to sit back up again, his paws poised defensively as though ready to catch and push the dog back if he tried to lunge for him again. There was no real threat - this he came to realize after the dog attacked him and drowned him in kisses - but the fact remained that Leon didn't really desire to be trampled and bathed with sticky dog spit. He righted himself and slowly nodded, his grin spreading with hope as Kerberos reiterated his words. Focus - no more smoochies - time to focus - only it didn't last long, and Leon couldn't help but utter a defeated laugh, shoulders slumping. "Listen! I know you like smoochies! I have a plan! If you'll just listen, maybe we can solve all your problems, hey? Would you like that? Wanna solve all your problems?" The bear started up again and adopted a dumbed down tone of voice - you know, the kind of tone a human would take while baby talking a puppy.

@Kerberos

in the very clothes that i killed--

killed you in and now i know im alone

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Finally the dog seemed to settle down properly, his body going still as the bear brought him back to reality. Kerberos had many problems, and most of them he had no idea how to sort out. His noses poked into the bear's big, meaty paws, big puppy eyes staring up at Leon with a quiet patience that he seemed to have adopted in an instant.

"Yeah, I'd like that," he whined softly, "Whaddo I do?" In that instant, Leon was the dictator of Kerberos' whole life. "How do I fix everything?" And that was the last word out of his three mouths, muzzles switching to calm, gentle licks of the bear's big paws, like a puppy asking his master to pet and pet and pet and never stop.

@Leon//

Leon sat back and grinned, pleased that the big cerberus was finally listening to him. Not that it had been a real problem, but Kerberos had come here seeking advice, so Leon would do whatever he could to aid him. Unfortunately that required focus. Though the dog seemed fixed on his big paws, Leon hesitated with thought. Was this really a good idea? Sicking Kerberos on the guy that, according to Kerberos, didn't acknowledge his existence at all? ...Well, if the guy wasn't a total asshole, how could smoochies go wrong? "So what you do... is you go up to the guy... you look him straight in the eye," The bear started, holding two orange eyes against the dog's six bright red ones. "And you lean in. And give him a big SMOOCH!" Leon laughed and clapped his paws together.

@Kerberos

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