His eyes only widened with disbelief at her claims. He thought he'd been making ample noise, after all he uttered a few startled
MOOs every time the child or the hyena got scared, but maybe they were just so wrapped up in themselves they didn't hear him. How narcissistic! How self involved! How... Him! The cow snorted and rolled his eyes.
"I shouldn't have to say anything! You should know when I'm around! I'm not creepy, you're just blind and deaf." The cow argued, but as firm and certain as his voice was, in truth he was grasping for a counter. Her blame had caught him off guard. And then the child behind suddenly made a sputtery, belchy noise, and Caravaggio frowned and looked at her.
She was puking. Oh, my god, she was puking.
Caravaggio wailed and raised a hoofed leg to cover his eyes.
"Agh! Thats gross! Stop it, please!" The cow whimpered and backed away on three legs. He could feel sickness stirring in his stomach, his throat - not him too!! Heat gathered in his cheeks, a tingly feeling, and he gasped for breath - his eyes flickered away to the river. The cow desperately skirted around them towards the river's edge, greedily dunking his snout into the water and drinking in mouthfuls. Alright. That was better. With his stomach soothed, he collapsed his hind legs and sat on his rump, turning his heavy head towards them.
"Okay. Stop. Please. You're making me sick." The cow pleaded, albeit a little pathetically.
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The cow huffed and cast a sidelong glance at the hyena who was trying to convince him to help out. Really? Since when did Caravaggio help out? Since when did he seem like the helping type, even? He narrowed his eyes at her, considering the suggestion - but then again, he was supposed to be on the hunt for a gift for White. Did he really have time to take care of a dumb smelly baby? Of course, he was going to assess the situation first. His poor baby heart would probably end up taking care of the coyote too, given his propensity for suddenly wanting to make friends and not liking the sight of others upset. He turned his head back towards her, just in time to see her crack her jaws open in a wide yawn.
"AwwwWWAAAHHHHHHHHH-"
She sneezed.
As soon as the gross bundle of mucus and germs had sneezed on him, that was it. Caravaggio didn't waste any time leaping to his hooves and scrambling to get away from the both of them. The feel of moisture gathered on his voice was making his skin crawl, his spine just about ready to leap out of his back, it was - it was almost painful - it was wet - and he was screaming. Endless screaming. The cow ran, because SCREW THIS, he had to go clean himself up and then avoid entering a five mile radius of the GROSS NASTY BABY. BYE!
exit Caravaggio running away like a dweeb
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