Dec 05 2015, 02:44 PM
yeah because sometimes, it ain't always sfw.
Sup guys! So some of you already know, I live with a single roommate at the moment, my best irl friend (that i just couldn't get rid of sigh) Mari, who never fails to keep life interesting. Here's some of the incredibly awesome or downright ridiculous things that come out of our friendship;
Sup guys! So some of you already know, I live with a single roommate at the moment, my best irl friend (that i just couldn't get rid of sigh) Mari, who never fails to keep life interesting. Here's some of the incredibly awesome or downright ridiculous things that come out of our friendship;
(showers at friend's places are risky business)
Mari: *Fightened Door Noises*
(the science is strong with this one)
Mari: It's a solid kind of liquid.
(hover for the weirdest one yet (MATURE))
Mari: -CENSORED-
(when glitter is mentioned for a prank)
Mari: Settle down there, little Satan.
(she's warming towels for a shower)
Me: Did you at least clean the lint trap?
Mari: Yes!
Me: Did you?
Mari: ...no.
(i woke up later than usual and this greeted me)
Mari: It's one in the morning, maybe you should be up!
Me: Mari, it's one in the afternoon, maybe you should go back to bed.
(she was taking forever to do what she said she'd do)
Mari: You don't have to remind me every fifty minutes!
Mari: *Fightened Door Noises*
(the science is strong with this one)
Mari: It's a solid kind of liquid.
(hover for the weirdest one yet (MATURE))
Mari: -CENSORED-
(when glitter is mentioned for a prank)
Mari: Settle down there, little Satan.
(she's warming towels for a shower)
Me: Did you at least clean the lint trap?
Mari: Yes!
Me: Did you?
Mari: ...no.
(i woke up later than usual and this greeted me)
Mari: It's one in the morning, maybe you should be up!
Me: Mari, it's one in the afternoon, maybe you should go back to bed.
(she was taking forever to do what she said she'd do)
Mari: You don't have to remind me every fifty minutes!