Jun 08 2015, 07:21 PM
Cold in here. Cold and wet. Why so many places cold and wet? Almost everywhere cold and wet! What point? No point! Silly! TREES. Wooooow. So many trees! Lots of trees! Want to climb. Run, run, run! Toward the trees! Pick a tree. Mm… That one! Look like all other trees, but not same. Still different… somehow. Not matter. Ugh. Cold water. Muddy water. Mud… Guck. Squish-feel. No like squish-feel. Feels gross. Quick, climb tree. Get out of gucky mud. Climb. How climb…? Never climbed before. Hmm. Okay. Go. Lift paw, up, grab tree. Tree slippery cos wet. Hold tight. Tighter. Good.
Up more. Other paw up. Good. Now last paw UP. Okay. Climb! More climb! Slipping! Go UP. UP, not DOWN. NO. Falliiiing! OW! Owie! Mean tree not letting she climb! Why nothing ever work! Everything mean and hurting! Ewww. Now stuck in gucky muddy mud. Yuck! Smells weird. Back hurts. Side hurts. Landed on tail funny. Now covered in black mud! Worst day ever! Don’t like trees! Don’t like waterfalls! Don’t like anything! Stomp away angrily. Stomp, stomp, stomp! Give up on life! What point in living when everything SUCKS? Ugh. Paws stuck in mud. Too thick. Gross! Now what?!
Up more. Other paw up. Good. Now last paw UP. Okay. Climb! More climb! Slipping! Go UP. UP, not DOWN. NO. Falliiiing! OW! Owie! Mean tree not letting she climb! Why nothing ever work! Everything mean and hurting! Ewww. Now stuck in gucky muddy mud. Yuck! Smells weird. Back hurts. Side hurts. Landed on tail funny. Now covered in black mud! Worst day ever! Don’t like trees! Don’t like waterfalls! Don’t like anything! Stomp away angrily. Stomp, stomp, stomp! Give up on life! What point in living when everything SUCKS? Ugh. Paws stuck in mud. Too thick. Gross! Now what?!