Imp fell quiet, fuming, unaware of just how much he'd rambled. When Kerberos offered for him to, well, grope him kinda, Imp hesitated. He imagined a mental image of himself, just slapping his wing-limbs all over someone's face.
...Actually, that was kinda hilarious.
He waddled over, and lifted his clawed wings, carefully feeling for Kerberos's heads. He felt cautiously over snouts and fur, over thick legs like tree trunks and claws like eagles' talons. The more he learned of Kerberos's shape, the more the fur at the collar around his neck stood on end, a little. This thing was huge, and a monster of a predator.
Imp, in a vaguely wistful way, wished he was that big. He coulda killed Vargas, then. "Nemean's tiny tits, you are huge," he said at last, with a tone of admiration. He felt the stone, briefly, and then sat back, again 'looking' toward Kerberos at ever-so-slightly the wrong angle. "Why've you got three heads? And a scaly tail-?" At the memory that the dog apparently had a scaled snake-tail, he felt for that, too; he was surprised at both how pliably smooth and tough it felt. "It sounds like it's pretty colors." This was said in a matter-of-fact way, Imp's budding-artist mind critically picturing the combination of colors and finding that they must be quite pleasing.
Shame he'd never see them, but self-pity wasn't gonna help him now, and he didn't dwell on it too long.
"Hydra's down the hot end, yeah," he explained, sitting back yet again. "And if you mean the Bonebound, yeah, I think so. They lost a guy in there. I heard them arguing about going in. But I don't think they know about Nemean and shit. Uhh, Vargas, he was part of the trials. They've probably seen him but don't know he's a total prick."
...Imp's mouth had grown a little fouller in the past few days, and his expression, especially eyeless, a little darker. "Nemean's this tiny shitbag sprite. You can go along the walls and see pictures of her. She's pink and gold like a little fairy. Wears a bowtie. Just, uhh--look at all the pictures, or at least a bunch and you'll get an idea, at least. They're not. Um. Anatomically-accurate."
Nemean did not, in fact, have penises sprouting from all over her body at random.
"Vargas is--huge? Your size, bigger?" He hadn't felt Kerberos's entire body, so he couldn't quite be sure. "Real stupid pinky-purple color, long and lanky like, long thin tail. He's got a whole bunch of eyes all over his face, like, greenish-yellow ones. And spikes all over. Like, way too many spikes. Nobody needs that many spikes. It's stupid."
Imp sounded sullen about this. Possibly, he wanted spikes.
He stewed, for a moment, in his memories--and then remembered something. "Listen, they said they'd send out spies to ask me what happened, and make sure I tell their version: that I was a bad boy and rightfully punished and everyone's gotta obey them and all that crap. So be careful who you tell. Not for my sake--they may as well have killed me--but 'cause if they hear this story goin' around I have a feeling whoever's tellin' it might have a pretty reduced lifespan, you know?"
It was, for Imp, a speech of genius intricacy. He immediately ruined the effect.
"So-... were you hatched with three heads, or?"