The moment Mosaic had walked into Canis, she had decided for certain that she wasn't going to stay there. So many bones! The
creepiness of it all! Onward she'd gone, without a second thought for either the glorified graveyard of a room or the hunger that was beginning to gnaw at her belly. She hadn't wanted to stay a moment longer if she could have helped it.
Now that she was in this tunnel, though, she was beginning to question her decisions. The hot, swirling air reminded her unpleasantly of Monoceros. As far as Mosaic was concerned, Monoceros was a no-good, stupid, rock-filled void. She hoped that whatever lay at the other end of this tunnel was a more promising place than anywhere she'd been so far.
A winged furry thing approached from the other side, and Mosaic squinted at it.
"You there!" she barked harshly, spitting the teardrop seraphinite out of her mouth in order to yell better.
"What in the world are YOU supposed to be?!" It had four legs
and a pair of wings, which was just plain unfair. You were either a stupid bird with one or two useless legs, or you were a land creature like her who excelled at running, dammit! What gave this one the right to have the best of both worlds? Hadn't it ever heard of
moderation?
@Garnet-Delta
Mosaic closed, then opened her eyes in one slow, incredulous motion.
"What the HECK is an OVERSEER GARNET-DELTA?" she had time to get out before she burst into laughter.
"HA! HAHAHAHA, AHAHAHA, AHAHAHAHAHAHA…!!! This tunnel? HERE? That's so lame!!! Man, I feel so bad for you..." She trailed off again, wheezing with laughter. It was unclear exactly how long she'd keep laughing, but if the catbat thing allowed her to continue, she'd run out of breath and come near tears before she could talk again.
"Y'know," the painted dog gasped, voice still high pitched and short of breath.
"Are we the same person or what?! I hatched in a hot horrible windy place too! We're both stupid idiots, aren't we, coming back to places like these a second time?" This was said perfectly amiably, a rare moment for Mosaic. For once, she wasn't actually intending to
insult the people she was insulting.
"Lemme tell you," she continued,
"the rest of the caves might not be perfect," and maybe some were TOO perfect,
"but you should know there are places WAY better than here! —Just avoid that weird deer cult. Hey, since you were born here, you know what's on the end of the tunnel? Save me the trouble of walking the rest of the way to find out, would ya?"
@Garnet-Delta
Mosaic paused, then narrowed her eyes, her ears flicking as if she wanted to pin them.
More in common with the dirt
than it? Was that an exaggerated, but harmless, comparison, or had it been an insult? Because if it had been an insult, then this dude was SO on. No one insulted her and got away with it! …She'd give it the benefit of the doubt, though, just this once, since it seemed to be less of an idiot than the cat in Polaris. Look how big of a person she was being.
Then she frowned again, harder this time.
"My death?" Had that been a threat? Nah, what kind of stupid winged cat thug would threaten her like that, out in the open? She'd kick its butt a hundred times over. More like a warning, if it had any sense. But if it WAS threatening her, she'd show it the power of Mosaic!
"HA! Nope, that's all I need to know," she decided.
"I'm not planning on going in anyway! What kind of moron does that? HAHAHAHAHA. But you know what, because I'm so manganese—magmaesque—magnamus—BECAUSE I'M SUCH A GOOD PERSON, I'll tell you anyway!"
"So yeah! Deer cult!" she went on enthusiastically.
"They look just like the deer people eat, except they were super huge! And they wore pieces of the corpses of their own kind, like, uhhh, costumes or trophies, I think? Fur and antlers and stuff. Anyway, it was all super sinister and creepy! And they were going around tapping this thing on the cave walls: some kind of demon worship ritual?" Mosaic paused, watching for the creature's reaction. Would it be suitably horrified, or would it be just as stupid as that other feline?
@Garnet-Delta
Ohoho! At last, someone with some sense in these caves! Mosaic liked this Overseer Garnet-Delta. It listened to her advice, and it told her useful things! Maybe not all cat-like things were bad after all. The one with glasses had certainly been stupid to stick with the deer cult instead of realizing how creepy it all was, but
this one knew at once to be wary!
"HA! Smart of you. They were in the cave with the Spire--you know it? Glowing crystals and mushrooms everywhere, big fast river right through the middle. It's, uh, like three rooms away from here? Nah, two: the bone cave and the tall crystal geode cave, and then the deer cult cave. Pretty far, but one of them was a giant version of a tunnel runner so who knows how fast they can travel?" She gave her best approximation of a shrug.
Her heart sped up at Garnet-Delta's descriptions of the dangers that lay beyond. Mosaic had never heard of sandworms before, but any worm the size of an
entire tunnel... god, she couldn't even imagine it. And
eyehook vulture was not a friendly name, either.
"Definitely," she agreed, trying to keep her voice from audibly shaking. It didn't work so well.
"Staying away right now." She took a few steps back, as if to prove her point, then paused.
"Hey, if the dangerous stuff's on that side, then why're all the bones on this side?"
@Garnet-Delta
The dog kept her side of the bargain. She explained, in detail, where this cult was. From the description, she must have meant Polaris. It had been unaware of any major group existing in Polaris, but it supposed it might have missed them on its numerous flights through the crystalline cave. It could investigate, certainly.
But more over, it was surprised by Mosaic's appropriate reaction. What a nice surprise it was. The feline tilted its head at Mosaic, smile curling its whiskers. Someone with wits about them, and not too foolhardy to bravely run into danger?
As for the bones... Hm. "Those are ancient," it remarked, "from back when my Master was only an Overseer." Not that Mosaic seemed to recognize what either title meant, as far as the feline could tell. And not to mention that Master Vargas had only been made a Master in its lifetime. Still, it sounded good. "Those were the bones of rebels, from what I've been told." Which wasn't much. Delta hadn't cared much for the long-dead's stories, after all.
"There's nothing particularly dangerous in Canis-- the bone room-- otherwise. Except maybe the dragon bats." Thinking on it further, there was the Bonebound, but they had proven to be fair weather friends and allies, and Garnet-Delta couldn't picture them doing anything particularly harmful. Canis was a place of the dead, not a place of death, and the distinction was obvious to Garnet-Delta, anyway.
@Mosaic so sorry for the wait ;O;
Mosaic opened her mouth, about to loudly and
explicitly proclaim that no one was
her master and anyone who claimed to be one could go eat a pile of sandworm feces, and that why did "Overseer Garnet-Delta" let anyone tell it what to do? It should--
"Those were the bones of rebels, from what I've been told."
Her mouth closed.
"Well!" Mosaic attempted, forcibly injecting cheery bravado into her voice again.
"Good talking to you! I'll be on my way now!" With that, she grabbed her teardrop seraphinite, turned, and
sprinted away from Garnet-Delta. It didn't
matter that the bones were ancient, or that it
claimed Canis was safe now. Overseers were
dangerous. And why should she trust this one any more than whoever had put down the rebellion that might or might not have been long ago? No, this was the best course of action, clearly.
@Garnet-Delta exit unless stopped