Chaos-Two gritted their teeth and took a moment, trying to figure out what the hell to even do. It was Draconua, a living conduit of chaos and destruction, the very opposite of what Chaos-Two was. Where Draconua was wild and fierce, Chaos-Two was calm and collected, where she lived for death and destruction, they strove for peace and tranquility.
But aside from that, they assumed Draconua knew how to hunt and find water, seeing as she hadn't died yet and Vargas wasn't going to go out to catch meadow deer at her every beck and call. She seemed as healthy as someone constantly leaking black ooze could be, despite the wounds that seemed to cover her body constantly from her own magic backfiring.
"I assume you can hunt and find water," they said, voice shaking only slightly, a statement rather than a question.
At this moment, rudeness didn't matter unless it pissed Draconua off. If they pissed her off, they were dead. She was as unpredictable as a tornado, and twice as dangerous. One wrong move and Vargas would have one less spawn to worry about.
’Survival,’ they thought bitterly, ’Couldn't I have picked something easier, like, oh I don't know, basket weaving?!’
A lightbulb seemed to turn on, and their brows flew up. Draconua already knew the main parts of survival. Food, water, shelter, and, they supposed, stabilizing. So they could go ahead to the more nuanced parts that would make such things easier. Not basket weaving exactly, but it was a start. No no, they had a better idea, one that would appeal to Draconua, one that they'd learned from one of their own charges.
"We'll start right now," Chaos-Two said, and shook out their quills, not to make themselves look bigger, but if they were puffed up a little, they shook and rattled less, and their fear was less apparent, "There's no use teaching you what you know. You can hunt both prey and gembound, defend yourself, find a place that will provide protection and shelter..."
"There's no way you'll make allies," they said, almost talking to themselves, "But in these caves, if you don't, then you have thousands of gembound against you, and that's not ideal. So I will rephrase; there's no way you'll make allies conventionally."
They'd smirk if Vargas wasn't here, and maybe if Draconua wasn't, because smiling right now seemed as impossible as growing wings, "So I will teach you manipulation. Subtlety."
They looked up to meet Draconua's many eyes, "We will begin now."
Chaos-Two dredged up what memories they had of Vedette, of her screeching, grating voice, how she managed to plant seeds of doubt into their heart, how she even managed to manipulate Vargas, in a way. She was smarter than she seemed, much smarter, and much more patient than anyone had given her credit for. She was a little monster.
They analyzed the expressions, the lies, the tones of voice, gathering up everything from the back of their head. They remembered when she seemed to soften, when she didn't grumble and didn't actually mind it when Chaos-Two pet her head, giving them hope that kindness was under there, only to snatch that hope away with another tantrum, another fit of rage and swears. She was so cruel.
Oh Vargas might actually hate them for this.
"Do you know how to flirt?", they asked suddenly, and yes, they were absolutely, dead serious.