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RE: Fuck you, random citizen! - Maw - Jul 22 2020 Apparently The Cat wasn't pleased with its name. It wanted to add an "Other" in there. What for?! Flavor?!? Madhukar frowned, disapproval blatant in her narrowed eyes. To further display her contempt, Madhukar focused on her shoulders and chest. The spark would WORK this time, she'd make it and it would stop embarrassing her! Her static seemed to agree, and it followed its path all the way to the finish; an uneven arc starting from her left shoulder, crossing her chest, and ending higher up on her right shoulder. "I said The Cat, no other in it. What's the other even for?" See, Madhukar didn't understand "species". It was all much simpler for her. The only thing that differentiated creatures for her were whether they were weird (usually goopy somehow), annoying (brats), or just... nothing at all (everyone else). OR whether they were objectively just good (bugs!). She'd never registered herself as "cat" or Sniffles as "giant snake" or the wiggler as "elongated dog". She probably would've hissed at the suggestion that her species and the original bully-brat's were related. Thus her confusion about tagging on "Other" to a perfectly good, perfectly stupid name. If The Cat had wanted to name itself, then it should've just DONE that instead of bugging Madhukar about it!! Then The Cat moved, and Madhukar's fur bristled. Her eyes were locked on the target. What was it planning to do...? Ah. Ask another question, obviously in an attempt to infuriate Madhukar further. Was The Cat asking if Madhukar's birthplace or last location was stupid, or was she wondering if the tunnel went a stupid amount of far--? Oh it was Madhukar's birthplace. An attempt at an insult. A failed attempt. "This'un goes for a bit. Leads to three places. An' the place where I came outta my rock was stupid. That's why I left it. 'Cause I'm not," Madhukar explained, matter-of-factly with an acerbic flavor to her tone. Like having a grocery list read to you by an upset lemon. Madhukar leered at The Cat. "Whysit matter?" @Twisted RE: Fuck you, random citizen! - Twisted - Jul 24 2020 The Cat watched Madhukar's actions closely through narrowed eyes. This torbie was older, and larger, and far more powerful than her, but that didn't make her any less stupid. Look at her! Look at that smug little face! That trail of stupid magic-sparkle-things trailing up her shoulder! @Madhukar RE: Fuck you, random citizen! - Maw - Jul 24 2020 Madhukar watched The Cat's body language with great scrutiny. Prickly, thorny even, it seemed. What in the world was this thing's deal? Had Madhukar been like this at first?! No, it couldn't be; at least Madhukar had the sense to be quiet and sensible when NOTHING WAS WRONG (and it wasn't her fault that the world tended to throw wrong things at her all the dang time; take now as an example)!! She was giving The Cat what it wanted, right?! So why, why then-- WHY DID IT CALL HER MADDY?!? "THAT'S NOT MY NAME! NONE of those are my name!" she boomed, fangs becoming very obvious in that moment. That was even worse than just being called 'Mad'! What right did ANYONE think they had to shorten the name SHE had made for HERSELF?! Yes. Of course it had not yet occurred to this violent, oblivious kitten that nicknames tended to be an affectionate thing. Bugs were an affectionate thing, screw everything else. Then this two-or-three-or-five-billion-time offender, after making inane remarks about Madhukar also being whatever the heck a "cat" was, decided to make some more. Was it obsessed with trying to prove Madhukar's lack of intelligence solely by its own word of mouth? Because the only thing it was proving was how stupid it was. Even The Cat's flub up of an insult wasn't amusing anymore. Madhukar, who's name was MADHUKAR by the way, was just tired of the superfluous amount of name-calling going on. So she attempted to pounce at the cat, possibly hoping to tackle and pin it against the ground. Violence was not the main purpose of such an action. Pinning the complete buffoon down was not requisite, intimidating it was the aim. Maybe it'd shut up for two seconds if it was scared enough. It appeared as though her immobile paw would make her start the pounce off balance (a reason why she favored hunting via magic), so when she landed she might be wobbling or even almost trip. It certainly wouldn't be very dignifying, but maybe it'd get the point across anyways. Whether or not she made it, Madhukar would yell, "Why d' you want so badly to call me DUMB?! You don' even KNOW me!!" @Twisted ((come get your JUICE)) RE: Fuck you, random citizen! - Twisted - Jul 24 2020 Oh. Oh. Was little Maddy doing this now? Her fur raised a little when she yelled, but The Cat didn't bother to look over. She was just some stupid kitty crybaby. She'd just continue along and try to find the furthest point in the universe from her- Round: 1/5? Attempt: Attempting to slash at Mad's belly with her hind legs. Defense: Eyes squinting, ears pinned to head to prevent any jabs there. Injuries: Mildly shook from being pinned, generally a bit weak from just being born (what a great time to start a fight, darling Twisted) @Madhukar ( ͡°( ͡° ͜ʖ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ʖ ͡°) ͡°) RE: Fuck you, random citizen! - Maw - Jul 24 2020 Apparently, this little Cat wanted to start a fight. At first, it had seemed like The Cat was being complacent. How foolish Madhukar had truly been to believe such a ploy. Madhukar yowled and spat as the pain rode through her stomach, nerve ends firing and turning rage into energy for her to use. 'You picked the wrong opponent, Cat!' Madhukar gritted and bared her teeth and stared down at The Cat, eyes narrowed, tail and hackles raised and bristling, maw wrinkled back and ears pinned. She was still trying to keep The Cat held down. The torbie's glare dripped with malice into The Cat's eyes. Soon, if this went well, ire wouldn't be the only thing on The Cat's face. Ready, aim, FIRE! Round: 1/5 Attempt: Attempting to Electroball Twisted's face. Defense: Eyes squinting, maw wrinkled, tail raised, ears pinned. Injuries: Wobbly immobile leg + scratch on belly >=( @Twisted RE: Fuck you, random citizen! - Twisted - Jul 25 2020 The tiniest rivulet of blood ran down The Cat's leg-- whether it was her own or Mad's, she didn't know. What an amazing way to start your first day of life. With a fight. But now wasn't the time to ponder her bad decision, it was time for bloodshed. Round: 2/5 Attempt: Slash upwards in attempt to break the pin Defense: Eyes squinting and closed briefly, ears pinned, tail pulled in, and hackles raised. Injuries: a little stunned and now with a furball in her face >:( @Madhukar RE: Fuck you, random citizen! - Maw - Jul 25 2020 In a dance, locking onto your Madhukar would hiss and spit more as blood began to trickle down her scratched cheek. Her belly felt warm too. This kitten was doing too much damage!!! What were you thinking Madhukar, this isn't how you hunt! Keep your distance, because distance is something you can ACTUALLY USE!!! So The Cat succeeded in getting Madhukar to back off. Madhukar tried to backtrack quite a few steps; she wanted distance now. But she kept her head towards The Cat. Maybe this little brat would think she was running away, eh? Incredibly wrong and false assumption, but it could be a good way to, well, shock it. Madhukar's glare remainly obstinately unwavering. Ready... she steeled herself in a wide position. Aim... directly over The Cat's head... AND-- Round: 2/5 Attempt: Attempting to cause a Thunderclap near Twisted to stun her with the noise. Defense: Eyes squinting, maw wrinkled, tail raised, ears pinned, stance for balance, and distance between her and the opponent! Injuries: Immobile PAW SORRY (left leg is mobile, left paw is not) + scratch on belly + big scratch on cheek!! >=( @Twisted RE: Fuck you, random citizen! - Twisted - Jul 26 2020 The Cat felt the pressure on top of her alleviate. She quickly scrabbled backwards, little claws scraping against stone, and hissed. This stupid kitty managed to do quite the damage. Her back was sore, little sparks of static were still dancing around her fur, and her ears were still a little stiff from that magic-sparkle-booming earlier. She needed to do something, quick. Round: 3/5 Attempt: Attempting to barrel into Mad and knock her down Defense: Ears pinned, hackles raised, tail pinned. Injuries: Little sore from pin, previously electrocuted and now probably with hearing loss :( @Madhukar :) RE: Fuck you, random citizen! - Maw - Jul 26 2020 Clearly Madhukar's Thunderclap had been too weak, because while it had staggered the enemy, it hadn't done enough to keep this from happening. Now the larger kitten had her back against the floor, feeling dizzy, pain haunting her from a seemingly farther place than she could reach; the adrenaline kept the full impact at bay, for now. This wasn't how this was supposed to go. Had it been luck? Had Madhukar been put at a disadvantage somehow? Why was this tiny punk... beating her? She was hardly in the right mindset to be consumed by that loud, brazen kind of anger. She felt tired. She'd have to end this fast, she wanted it to end right now. She wanted to teach this idiot a lesson. She couldn't fail again, she couldn't... could she? Could the chaos welling inside of her do that to her... AGAIN? Madhukar locked onto the thing that looked most like her opponent. Ready, aim... and you know the rest. Round: 3/5 Attempt: Attempting to Electroball Twisted's face... again. Defense: Eyes still squinted, ears still pinned, but she ain't doin' so hot right now. Injuries: Immobile paw + scratch on belly + big scratch on cheek + DAZED!!! >=( @Twisted RE: Fuck you, random citizen! - Twisted - Jul 26 2020 She'd gotten her pinned-- and with a lot more power than she expected. A proud smirk grew across her static-ified face as she stared her nemesis down. Her enemy may be tired, but The Cat? She was feeling as alive as ever! Round: 4/5 Attempt: lil' s m a c k across the face to cancel that electroball Defense: Eyes squinted ( Injuries: Sore, previously electrocuted and with paining ears @Madhukar ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) |