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Outreach Officer of the Beating People Up Club - Edric - May 20 2022 A dark figure emerged limping from the Tunnel K exit. A hulking black rectangle of three feet by five feet, armed with a ridiculous number of brand-new spikes that still glistened with a thin sheen of oily fluid from the chrysalis, with rheumy red eyes peering out from behind bony thorns, it was, of course, Edric. Back from the Wishing Stone and more powerful than ever, he was finally ready to move out from the Creator's basement. Glancing to and fro at the ridiculous It was, of course, the DEATHMATCH secret handshake. Actually, it was a pretty great way to warm up and get those "I AM EDRIC!" he roared with gleeful triumph to anyone who happened to be nearby. "I HAVE @Anubis UGH that was supposed to be the SECRET HANDSHAKE technique I can't BELIEVE I forgot to select the dropdown. What a darn shame. Anyway-- RE: Outreach Officer of the Beating People Up Club - Anubis - May 20 2022 Anubis heard the beast before he saw him. He was too busy picking through the bones, carefully moving aside the many burned, broken, and chipped bones and rocks, looking for anything interesting underneath. Maybe a gemstone or a mushroom or an interesting beetle he hadn't come across before. But his small-scale studies were interrupted by the flagrant voice, so loud and sudden that he yelped and jumped back, stumbling through the bones and he swiveled around to try and find its source. RE: Outreach Officer of the Beating People Up Club - Edric - May 20 2022 Oh, look! A little kid! Edric paused in his bone-toppling for the moment, looking over at the jackal. Didn't kids know to be impressed and scared by But the kid's innocent curiosity grated on Edric's nerves. Come on! It had to at least LOOK impressed by the boar's all-new might. It thought it could just--just walk up, and ask him a question for FREE?! Well, what had this kid ever done for him? The boar considered for a moment. Edric decided the voices in his head were right. "YOU'RE A LITTLE KID," he announced, puffing out his chest and peering down at the jackal. "I only answer questions from people worth my time!" Rheumy eyes narrowed. "I've beaten up LIONS." One, actually, but the point was there. "I am a VETERAN OF THE DEATHMATCH! You want to ask me a question?" His red glare intensified. "THESE TUSKS WANT TO ASK YOU ONE FIRST!" Without further warning, the boar lunged forward, aiming a fierce headbutt at the young jackal's legs. It was his classic strategy. Knock someone over, trample all over them, gore them a couple times for good measure. If the kid put up a violent enough fight, then maybe Edric would be so thrilled he'd answer its question. If not, well... A puddle of Oil and bones or the satisfaction of a weakling running away screaming would both be acceptable compensation for his time. @Anubis Round 1 (if you want to turn this into a fight?) Attempt: knock Anubis over Defense: newly mutated armor Injuries: none RE: Outreach Officer of the Beating People Up Club - Anubis - Jun 03 2022 Anubis wasn't surprised by the boar's hostility - one look at the beast and hearing his proclamation from before told enough of his temperment, but Anubis was still a little taken aback by the insults thrown his way. His ears twisted back and his head tilted, a little confused. Why wouldn't he be worth his time? And it wasn't like he was asking too much, it was just one little question... ROUND 1/? ATTEMPT: throw some spores
DEFENSE: none INJURIES: bruised legs, on the ground RE: Outreach Officer of the Beating People Up Club - Edric - Jun 09 2022 A cloud of spores rose up from the child when he fell, engulfing Edric. He sneezed violently, sending out a spray of oily mucus (unfortunately, boars could not cover their sneezes). Did this puppy think something as simple, as WEAK, as a cloud of dust would stop him? Stupid naive thing! "WEAK CHILD," Edric thundered hoarsely, lurching forward. He would make the jackal see how futile his resistance was. How helpless, how POINTLESS his magic and spores were in the face of "FEAR ME!" he demanded, lifting a hoof high in the air and dropping it toward the jackal's chest, then immediately regretted the big, overly theatric motion as his muscles groaned and complained. What was WRONG with him? Had his stay in the chrysalis really atrophied his strength by that much?! Or was the armor just too heavy? Breathing heavily, Edric resolved to get back on track with some exercise once this was done. He couldn't be a @Anubis Round 2 Attempt: pin anubis Defenses: armor Injuries: magically enforced fatigue |