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GIVE ME THE JIGGLE JIGGLE SKIN - Mirac - Feb 19 2023 strong language
RE: GIVE ME THE JIGGLE JIGGLE SKIN - Game Master Dark - Feb 19 2023 As The Collector listened--arms folded, back to the wall--he wondered in a vague, uninvested sort of way if the Gembounds and Valkhounds of this cave knew the intricate details of what 'sucks ass' must actually mean, or if they had learned this as a generic phrase. It seems they toy with forces beyond their understanding, he thought to himself, and even in his mind the words held a deep, dramatic mockery. Even in their language.
Ahh, well. He was summoned. And so here he came: a flash of red light before Mirac, and he stepped forth, a sweep of black robe and towering height, crimson pinprick eyes picking out the--sword??--as the portal swirled shut behind him. He stared down for a moment, then placed his palms together, offering a little bow. He then spoke, tone mild and crooning. "Greetings, Mirac, the sword of Hellfire, Death and Vengeance, the One True Sword. First of all, allow me to extend my gratitude for your recent decision to spare Canis of your destructive wrath," and he made no effort to speak quickly, his words a placid drawl. "And second, please allow me to introduce myself. I am The Collector who you seek." He paused, taking a moment to range red pinprick eyes up and down the Valksword's form. "What a mighty creation you are. A fascinating melding of weapon and organic beast. ...Lovely, really. So-! Tell me, Mirac, sword of Hellfire, Death and Vengeance, The One True Sword--what might The Collector do for you..?" @Mirac RE: GIVE ME THE JIGGLE JIGGLE SKIN - Mirac - Feb 19 2023
Mirac did not seem too surprised that the Collector seemed to appear out of nowhere in a flash of red. Mirac was used to the hallucinations chaos brought, not to mention the insanity of Draco, and a massive robed figure stepping from a red portal was far from the strangest Mirac had seen. He was, however, not immune to attention, as well as praise. The sword preened at the attention, his eyelids lifting, pleased. The Sword chuckled, and then spoke. ((I wanted to use mirac's other table but it broke rip)) @Game Master Dark RE: GIVE ME THE JIGGLE JIGGLE SKIN - Game Master Dark - Feb 19 2023 "Ahhh, but if you knew the irony of what you were asking," the Collector began, his tone a sad croon.
He graciously skipped mentioning the 'Blacksmith' explanation, or asking anything more about Mirac's visions or failed magic. But he swept his hand around the room, staring intently at the Valksword. As he did so, it seemed that images shimmered up, appearing all around. As though the very bones that lay dead and still rose up, clattering and moving, reforming into shaggy, spined and scaled monstrosities of all colors, shapes and sizes. They did battle in reverse: rising from the dead, their blood flowing back into their bodies, their eyes regaining life. Their fangs bared at their killers and they fought. All was in silence, wisps of ghostly shades--old memories of Canis--as the Collector spoke. "Tell me, Mirac; how do you think the bones got here..?" He began to walk the trail, gesturing for Mirac to follow--not very far, but simply to show him. To show him an Overseer hunting prey among the bones. Or the clash of rebels against Chaos, a tangle of glorious violence. There was flesh, blood, magic, and the occasional flash of metal. "War; destruction. Rebellion. Battle and chaos. Slaughter, in the end," he mused, coming to a halt at a little outcrop just ahead. He peered at Mirac, and the visions faded, leaving only bones. "When the battles are over, all that remains are bones and dust. Well--and gemstones, but that's-... The point is, my deathly-sharp friend, that were I to kill all the swords for you, you would have no foes left to fight for yourself. All you would have left would be dust, just as all Canis now has is bones." He gestured to Mirac. "Of course, I could grant you a way to find the swords for yourself. Yes, it takes time, but at least if you have something to lead you to them it will be less... boring? Once they are all gone--ah; now that would be boring indeed." The Collector paused, pondering, tapping his claws with arms folded across his chest. "Or perhaps a way to turn other swords to serve you, Mirac, if temporarily. Imagine that-! Fighting a foe who is armed, and taking their weapon for your own, controlling it with your own power..? To fight alongside you, for a time? Does that not interest you? Would that not be better, more interesting and far more fun, than simply turning them all to dust..?" @Mirac RE: GIVE ME THE JIGGLE JIGGLE SKIN - Mirac - Feb 20 2023
@Game Master Dark RE: GIVE ME THE JIGGLE JIGGLE SKIN - Game Master Dark - Feb 20 2023 'Mirac did not THINK about those things...'
What a surprise, the Collector thought dryly. Then he stopped, turned, and stood quietly to listen. The Collector's senses sparked off something strange as Mirac spoke. At first, he'd pegged all the corruption flowing from the sword as its own--as the Creator's, all good and right and proper and as it should be. But he noticed now the little band the implement carried with him, and found it fascinating. Magic--the same sort, no less--but what did it do..? He was distracted, rather abruptly, by the Valksword's repetition of that--one phrase. The Collector blinked, refocusing. "I do offer Mirac this," he answered, with warm amusement. "...However! I am, as a Collector, also a trader. Nothing that I offer is free. My price to you, for this thing, would be as follows..." He paused. Mostly to give the sword a moment to focus, because it seemed very strongly intent on one given thread of thought at a time. "I will give you a name, and a description, of a Gembound. You are to find them, attack them, and do considerable damage--even force them into their chrysalis--but not kill them. More importantly? You will tell them you were sent to do this by another Gembound, whose name I will give you. Once you have done this thing, you will return to me, and I will grant you an item that gives you the power that you seek." He smiled, crimson pinprick eyes narrowing beneath the hood, the smile audible in his next words: "Do we have a deal...?" @Mirac RE: GIVE ME THE JIGGLE JIGGLE SKIN - Mirac - Feb 20 2023
@Game Master Dark RE: GIVE ME THE JIGGLE JIGGLE SKIN - Game Master Dark - Feb 20 2023 "Good," the Collector purred. "Very good."
Clawed fingers dipped into his cloaked robe, pulling out a parchment scroll, which he then unrolled. He turned this toward Mirac: elegant black script had a gap in the bottom right, a place for the Valksword to touch to finalize this contract. "Just sign here," he coaxed. If and when Mirac touched the page, it would sear a mark in the parchment, etched with embers and sending up a thread of smoke. And while waving this away, waiting for it to cool, the Collector would offer details... "Find the one called Cyneweard. I know that he used to frequent Cepheus." (Perhaps the Collector had overseen, or overheard, this Gembound whilst quietly drinking tea there.) "He walks on two legs, but is covered in fur--smoky gray and a brighter brown. Ask his name to ensure you have the right target, and then tell him this--and remember it closely," he added, solemn. The scroll was rolled up and tucked away. "Tell him that Prince Ruvaen found him wanting. That he is not a formidable enough opponent, and so will be destroyed." He paused. "-But do not actually destroy him, of course." He could have detailed out how to make it more 'believable' but ahh, Mirac did not at all strike him as the conspiratorial type. Or the particularly clever type, for that matter. In fact... "...And as to training? Yes. ...Exactly." @Mirac RE: GIVE ME THE JIGGLE JIGGLE SKIN - Mirac - Feb 20 2023
@Game Master Dark RE: GIVE ME THE JIGGLE JIGGLE SKIN - Game Master Dark - Feb 20 2023 The Collector smiled behind his hood.
"A Prince is a little King. And a King," the Collector sneered, "is a word that some Gembounds give themselves when they want to pretend to be better than the rest. But they aren't," he added. "'Princes' and 'Kings'... tend to die remarkably young." A shrug, and a wave. "Have fun, Mirac. Ta ta." With a flash of red light, he was gone. @Mirac |