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CAVE STATUS
QUESTS/EVENTS
Autumn arrives, subdued by the caves' depths. Skittering leaves, thick fog or drifting mist, and cooler temperatures provide a crisp fall atmosphere. The spectres of Andromeda drift in and out of visibility, and pumpkins begin to spread beneath foliage shifting into hues of amber and flame. Strange whispering can be heard at the edges of empty tunnels, and the Carnival seems more boisterous than usual...
Eridanus, otherwise known as the Maw of Mosses, is a gaping cave structure populated by stalagmites and stalactites. Rugged rocks jut up from the floor and the walls are filled with small winding tunnels. However, nearly everything in this room is covered with plant life. Well-worn paths appear as barren trails through the room, surrounded by sprawling plants, glistening green moss and stiff lichens. Small streams bubble across the length of the room. This cave smells earthy, resembling the smell of the air after rain.
LOCATIONS
The Fern Trench
The middle of the room is divided by a deep trench filled with large, towering ferns. A massive snake-like skeleton is embedded within its length; it is just the rib bones in the sides, and the spine buried along the bottom.
The Eyes
A twin pair of crystalline water pools situated near the far wall of the room.
The Monarch
A massive mushroom stands in the center of the room. It is ten meters tall with a low sweeping silver cap.
Arborspire Sanctuary
A gargantuan tree amidst a well-kept garden, opalized with Skystone veins. A haven from the forces of Chaos and Order.
Aug 13 2026, 09:24 PM (This post was last modified: Aug 13 2026, 09:28 PM by V-Chaos-Eleven.)
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D'valinn had gotten clearance to be here. It'd been extra careful not to step on any toes once Chunky had shown up in Draco. Ugh. They'd been stupid enough to put the stones right outside Forge territory. Thank the Creator it'd avoided making that mistake again - though... It realised it didn't actually know where the second litter had been planted .
Could Audland have traveled that far?? Would he, just to screw it over??? (a second time????)
When in doubt, beat something up until you feel better. D'valinn whirled suddenly, claws lashing out at a tree it'd happened to pass by. A devastating ambush, had the target been sapient. Or... Sentient. Are trees animals?
It paused to examine its work, admiring the deep gash it'd carved into the tough bark from as many angles as possible. Then, it paused to pick away at the dozens of tiny splinters coating its paw with its teeth.
Aug 14 2026, 01:01 AM (This post was last modified: Aug 14 2026, 01:09 AM by Yellow.)
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Traveling through the mosaic of plants in the jungle could get interesting sometimes now that they didn't have a constant feed of information previewing what was coming their way, and this was one such case that was definitely not interesting in a good way. They caught sight of the Valkhound just in time before coming into its view themselves and froze, heart pounding in their chest. This was one of the enemies that had ambushed the Drones here before! Danger!
They held their breath, hoping it wouldn't see them. An alarmed shriek escaped them when it suddenly turned and lashed out—but it was 'just' at a random tree, not directed at them. There was a nonzero chance that this had made the sifaka more angry than if it had just spotted and attacked them outright.
"HEY!" Yellow shouted as soon as they came to their senses, voice amplified several times with magic and outrage. "WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?! STOP THAT!!!" They didn't care about subtlety or hiding. This violent beast was destroying the forest! Destroying their home! Why!? The Hive's fungus was already gone from here! Why did they feel the need to tear down and destroy everything in sight with no end to the violence, no reason or thought needed!?
Aug 14 2026, 03:51 AM (This post was last modified: Aug 14 2026, 03:52 AM by V-Chaos-Eleven.)
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The voice from above sent them jumping straight up, one foot high, and landing back down with its quills rattling loud. D'valinn shrunk down, expecting to see a shadow descending from above, teeth claws and stingers maybe -
No. Nobody there. Wait- somebody. It squinted up at the Sifaka, craning its neck to get a better look. "Is this your tree?? Can't you like, find another?" It called upward. But it had paused its attacks, for now.
Aug 14 2026, 04:08 AM (This post was last modified: Aug 14 2026, 04:14 AM by Yellow.)
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The Valkhound's question had the sifaka shaking with fury. It sounded like deliberate mockery. Find another tree! The sheer audacity was stunning. "IT'S THE FOREST'S TREE!" they shouted back at it. "HAVE SOME RESPECT FOR THE FOREST AND EVERYONE HERE! WHY IS IT ALWAYS US THAT SHOULD GO FIND SOMEWHERE ELSE WHEN PEOPLE LIKE YOU CAN JUST COME IN AND TEAR UP WHATEVER YOU WANT WHENEVER YOU WANT!?"
It didn't even have the excuse of the fungus anymore. Yellow breathed hard, throat burning from all the shouting—they'd amplified the sound with magic, but they'd also put everything they had physically into it. It was almost too easy to take out all the frustration they hadn't been able to vent at the others who'd torn down so much at this one lone Valkhound here.
"The FOREST?!" D'valinn had begun to yell back up the tree, trying in vain to match Yellow's voice.
"THE FOREST DOESN'T OWN SHIT. AND WHAT'S ONE MARK ON ONE TREE." It took a long, deep breath. It could already feel its own voice strain. "IN A CAVE FULL OF FIVE FUCKING MILLION!!"
It also hadn't had the opportunity to yell at someone over trivial bullshit in agessss. A part of their brain stretched, sat back, and found joy in the moment. This felt good. D'valinn had needed this.
Aug 29 2026, 01:28 AM (This post was last modified: Aug 29 2026, 01:32 AM by Yellow.)
MAGICKA LEVEL 80% RESTORED TO 100%
Yellow was... not normally a debater. Faced with the valkhound's derisive disregard for Eridanus and its trees, their rage grew and grew, but they sputtered for words, unable to find the perfect retort. Finally they didn't have the patience to search any longer, and just screamed out at it: "YOUR FACE IS SHIT!!!!!"
This was not particularly satisfying, so Yellow followed up with a thrown piece of (rather small) bark that landed far short of its target and a (rather large) blast of wind right in the big bad wolf's face!!! Me when I get into an argument and shove you super hard with magic! Fall over satisfyingly, big bad wolf!
Sep 02 2026, 09:24 PM (This post was last modified: Sep 02 2026, 09:26 PM by V-Chaos-Eleven.)
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"MY face is sh-" Its next biting retort was cut tragically short by a sudden, gale-force wind ripping through its pelt, threatening to wrench it away from the ground and onto the floor.
"FUCKER!" D'valinn barked, somewhat betrayed by the sudden attack, even if its expectations of Yellow were basically non-existent. It didn't even know they were an enemy combatant yet.
The big bad wolf was not a wolf at all - no blunt, digging nails. Instead, it took a chance by pushing against the wind, moving to sink its curved, tough talons into the bark and find purchase there. Poor little scrap of fur. Doesn't know what's coming for it.
If V-Chaos-Eleven doesn't fall and eat shit, that is.
ROUND 1/?
ATTEMPT: hang on for dear life DEFENSE: being fuck-off huge INJURIES: none
Sep 13 2026, 11:30 PM (This post was last modified: Sep 13 2026, 11:33 PM by Yellow.)
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Despite the wind buffeting its body, the grim orange beast managed to maintain firm contact with the ground, and even somehow found spare room in its braincase to continue their shouting match. Yellow bared their teeth down at it, absurd though the display was next to their sheer size difference. Fine then! If it liked the ground so much, why don't you go kiss it or something!
"YOUR FACE IS FUCKER!!!" they shouted back. Vehemently, if not very creatively. Right as the word face left their tongue, a wave of magic also left their gem, sinking right into the ground below the foul-mouthed beast and abruptly yanking it downward.