MAGICKA LEVEL 100%
RESTORED TO 100%
Hunger makes some people act very irrational. A hungry kitten is downright stupid, tunnel-visioned on its singular goal of consuming all the chicken and kibble in your house. This creature (or creatures) was no kitten, and hunger couldn't make it any dumber than it already was.
Like any good fungus, the Einherjar were built to survive.
Strange, funny noises appeared in some kind of pattern that the dino end of the creature could catch and follow. This first caused it to freeze in a flicker of fear, before the hunger overwhelmed it. Eyes turned toward the speaker, with all the attention a cat gives a catnip-filled mouse toy.
"AAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!" The dinosaur's jaws parted at a comically wide angle as its little feets began to churn soil to get to the Consul as quickly as possible. There wasn't much perceptible thought to it. The skrungus only had the one
(rapidly malnourishing) body so far, and that body was only about an inch tall and 3 seconds old. Literally a single neuron firing by itself, comparatively.
The ferocious display would not impress (in the traditional sense). The little creature would easily trip and fall over its own wiring
several times in its unwavering determination to reach the Consul's open flesh. With no arms to pick itself up, it would spend several moments trying to right itself before charging again, and then falling again. Screaming all the while. If it ever did make it to the Consul's body, the teeth would waste no time attempting to find purchase. This, too, was likely to fail, as even if the Consul graciously remained in one place, the teensy dinosaur jaws would not find the conviction to break skin.
Welcome to parenthood, Chorus.
@The Chorus