Nemean zipped down, a tiny clipboard in hand, a pencil neatly tucked behind one ear. Her wings buzzed loudly as she pursed her lips, looking critically over her new contestants.
"Some good potential in this group, huh?" she said aloud, and swept the pencil out to touch the clipboard. She scribbled, squinted at her guests, scribbled some more.
"OKAY! So, big fish guy," (girl, but Nemean was being perfectly neutral with the term) "-you get to fight One! -Heck of a name, huh? -The TINYYYY HUNTER! -Come up with a title, fish, or I can make one up for ya! For now, I have you noted down as:" (tiny, sharp checkmark drawn) "Fish!" She glanced Galleon's way. "-Fish out of water!"
Sounded good, sure. I mean, she needed a little flair, but--it was a start. Anyway, she was busy! She had things to do! Don't rush her!
"You, Forgotten! -Sweet name, and Wolfsbane too! Good title, real dramatic... we'll set you up with-"
Nemean turned, starting to point at Huma, then froze. She stared. "...Huma?" she asked, looking the barn owl up and down. Tiny eyes goggled. Widened. Nearly popped from her skull. Then, suddenly, Nemean began to laugh. It was a hysterical laugh, as if Huma had said something INCREDIBLY funny. She rolled in the air, slapping her thighs as she forced out half-choked words. "HUMA?! They n-named you HUMA? Whose fucking BRILLIANT idea of a joke was that?! Holy SHIT! HAHAHAHA!" Did the owl even know?! No--it had to be someone's dark--incredibly dark--prank. Perhaps whoever had sent it here to die?! As, like, a big SCENE!? Oh, this would be hysterical. Hysterical!
It took the sprite a few moments to calm her laughter, wiping tears from the corners of her eyes, her wings buzzing loudly. "Holy fuck. That's so dark. I fucking love it," she went on. "'Undying Flame,' huh? More like off-BRAND, second-HAND, hahahaha! No, no, it's cool, it's a good name. It's fine. Everyone's gonna cheer like nuts watching you die, though, you know that-? Holy shit." Though, then again, most of them wouldn't know the name. Eh. She'd laugh, and that was all that really mattered, right? Anyway-! "The Undying Flame versus the Forgotten! Get down into the back and get ready, there's a few fights ahead of you now."
That left...
-Okay!
"Meat shambling horror one vs meat shambling horror two! That'll be a good one. SO--Creo versus Effluvium. Man, they'll love to see that fight! Come up with some titles, beasties, or I will!" Was that a promise, or a threat? Pencil was clipped to clipboard, and the Master dipped higher into the air, eyeing over her three new pairs. "RIGHT! In the back, get prepped to go! Get ready to WRECK SHIT!"
She buzzed away, then; this was more than enough for one Deathmatch and anyway, any more fighters might end up hard to pair. They'd definitely make do with what they had.
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The following three pairs have now been matched up:
Creosote vs Effluvium
Huma vs Wolfsbane
Galleon vs One
FROM THIS POINT ONWARD, NEW SIGNUPS ARE CLOSED.
@Wolfsbane @Huma @Galleon @One