Deep within the sands, it was dark. Cool. A weight that pressed
into her on all sides. It even filled the cut on Galleon's chin. When her jaw moved, even a slight shift, she could feel the sand, too, move. A thing that sounds horrifying, unenjoyable, even a new nightmare at the beach. But to Galleon, it was comforting.
She nearly fell asleep in that cool, muffled silence. But her lateral line felt, above, seismic waves in the sand. The struggling of the small thing at the surface. One. It took her a moment to remember oh yeah, I'm supposed to be fighting. Galleon shifted in the sands, until her nose was positioned to ram it. Then, she launched herself at the source of the vibrations.
ATTEMPT: the rare safety and attack combo
DEFENSE: sand shark
INJURIES: owie under jaw :(
@One
Okay, so this fight wasn't super exciting, but Nemean was loving it anyway. Why, you ask? Well, let her tell you. In her own words.
"THAT FUCKING SAND-SHARK IS COOL AS SHIT! WHY DON'T WE HAVE ANY SAND-SHARKS?!" So, that was reason one--and the sheer volume of Nemean's voice might have been influenced by the cocktail of unknown contents in one hand. (It was very glowing pink with golden glitter.) Reason two: "THE LITTLE GUY'S GOT FIRE! I LOVE IT!" (She hiccuped.)
Now... how long had this been going? ...Ehh, it didn't matter. Nemean figured a fight could always do with a touch of Draconua. Honestly? Drac was turning out to be the best part of this whole shebang. Usually the hazard-makers were little, industrious dudes around the ring's edge, focusing on the match. Or, y'know, the audience--invitation-only, though.
Actually, that'd be pretty cool...
"HAAAAZAAAARD TIIIME!" she bawled, then squinted, swirling her drink. Fuck, no, that wasn't right. She chugged it and threw it aside. Ran through her mental checklist. Magic amplification? Charged. Spotlights? Primed. Confetti? Ready to ROCK.
The music picked up, the lights began a dizzying sweep over the audience. Nemean's voice became a roar that echoed through Orion.
"DOOM DEATH MEGA DEVASTATION--SUDDEN DEATH--ROUND!!!" she screamed. "GET YOUR HAZARDS IN THERE NOW! MAGIC IS GO! I REPEAT: MAGIC IS GOOOO! YOU HAVE FIFTEEN SECONDS TO THROW THEM YOUR BEST FUCKIN' HAZARDS! WREEEECK THEEEEM!"
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Draconua The Audience has been called upon to present arena hazards! Magic hazards may be attempted in rolls, and objects may be thrown into the ring, and so forth. Galleon and One must now double-post each round: one roll to continue the fight and then a second roll to avoid the collective (!) hazards. The first to be struck by the hazards before fight's end will be returned to their chrysalis or killed by it, and loses. (Should both fail to dodge, the lower roll will be struck by any hazard(s) they choose, and eliminated.)
Please wait for at least two audience hazards to be posted.
@Draconua (she's allowed, too.)
Okay, this was getting ridiculous. Sure, the whole sand-shark concept was cool at first, because how could it possibly not? But... it was just turning into a wild wrestling match. It could barely even hear the bones crunching from this far away, and it just looked like a spotted speck was jumping back and forth and screaming sometimes. No blood. No fun.
So Bedlam grinned widely when Nemean called for the audience to present a hazard. Finally, time to spice things up a bit! It leaned forward, green claws clutching at a half-eaten cornfishdog and focusing on the ring intently. There was the potential for powerful magic resting in its gut. It was convinced of this--after all, it'd succeeded once already. (Never mind the mottled green bruise on its throat-eye, which was by now nastily swollen.)
...
Nothing was happening. WHY? Its toes bleached to pale seafoam as it clenched the cornfishdog harder, as if anger would somehow help its magic. And when there was still nothing and the fifteen seconds were almost up, it gave up and tossed its snack into the ring. A lumpy stick not being the most aerodynamic shape, it thumped into the sand rather harmlessly. The catwhale beat a frustrated paw against the seat in front of it, fiercely regretting the waste of its food.
Excited energy rode high in the arena, sparking electric. Magic and concession stands were hurled, voices howled and bailed out their curses. Draconua propped herself up at the edge of the stands, sputtering a roar of pure, almost innocent delight. (Of course, don't forget who the Sleepless Chaos is.)
The audience's inclusion did little to exclude her, and so she merely added to the pileup of hazards with one of her own. If the sandbound beast relied on the ground for safety and movement, then her (quite literally) earth-shattering roar would quash hopes of that. Draconua thumped her tail against the ground as she reared up; a bellowed scream matched the pounding of her foreclaws on the stone.
Beneath the sand of the arena, the ground shifted, opening the window for pitfall traps and fissures to stumble into.
Galleon landed back in the sand with the weight of a truck, sinking halfway. But not before she heard One's shriek of pain. She raised her head, and though she had no eyelids, it was clear she would be flinching if she could. Her mouth opened, and what would have probably been an apology must've come out. But Galleon's timing was poor.
Nemean had announced sudden death. And that was enough to make the already deafening stands erupted into a endless, earshattering roar. The world had gone black, not even the lights of her eyes piercing it. Galleon said something else, forever unheard beneath under the din of shouts and cheers. Galleon felt guilt going after her already wounded opponent. But Galleon also wanted to end this quick.
She tried to pinpoint where she had last seen One, and growled. It was impossible to tell in the dark. Galleon wasn't even sure what direction was north at this point, but she picked a direction, and charged. Intent to knock One over, rather than cause any more serious damage. If One was lucky, One would hear the rumble of the sand. Evidence enough that she was searching. As soon as she felt One's presence near, she would bark a: "give in!"
ATTEMPT: knock one over?
DEFENSE: sand shark
INJURIES: owie under jaw :(