Despite Menkheperre's best efforts, Audland did manage to snag a prize from his saddle bag in the end. Auddie had to hold fast to it to keep it from slipping out of his grasp after Menkheperre had the audacity to
bump him.
And tell him essentially to figure out what the flimsy thing in his hands was by himself.
And, better yet, two useless voices of protest rose to his actions against the stupid nerdy dragon that was already bigger than him, who he wasn't even treating that bad anyways. The words from someone in the back (V-Chaos-Eleven, it would seem) would make the glowing yellow dots he had for eyes become cartoonishly half-lidded—the expression of clear unamusement—before evolving into an eye roll. Mid roll, his gaze would scan to the source of the voice, hoping to lock eyes with the intrepid dimwit. Once locked on, he would hold his gaze just long enough to shout:
"SHUT IT, pipsqueak!"
With clear disdain and disinterest, he would hold up his fingers in a little pinch (?) sign over one squinted eye aimed at V-Chaos-Eleven before rolling his attention back in Thalia's direction.
Before Thalia's words had even made it into his ears and through his skull, the bump from the larger Valkhound had been processed as correction enough. Just the reminder of the size difference made Audland recognize that the world of Valkhounds was big dog eat little dog, and even though in this one instance Menkheperre had proven incompetent, that didn't mean he was any less big.
But Audland was still of the gracious sort, and as such he would magnanimously offer his response to her blatant bid for attention: "Awh, I appreciate the compliments darlin', but there's really no need to be dishonest." Maybe she would notice, as he spoke, the glint of his sharp, pointy teeth, or the way his fur puffed up to make him look just a little bit bigger, even though he already outbid her in both height and size. Maybe it was on purpose. "I know when I'm not wanted." And despite every intimidation tactic ostensibly being employed, Audland would actually begin to turn and walk away here. Because wasn't like he was some senseless, slavering monster who needed to be carefully coaxed into behaving. I mean, seriously! Where ever had she gotten that impression from?
The hulking mass of blue fuzz would lumber over to one of the writings on the wall. Specifically not the one the nerd squad was looking at. But a flick of his fluffy blue ear would indicate that he was still paying attention to whatever irksome little thing Menkheperre had just said. He had to fight every urge to respond with something. And he lost. He lost to every urge—it wasn't even a contest. "Yeah, well, THIS one reads PUNCH," he would say a little too loudly before taking his own clawed fist and adding it to Halcyon's force against the wall.
Yeah it had already been punched, but the other guy's punch wasn't nearly as solid or as satisfying. And perhaps not nearly as painful either, but Audland wouldn't show it. He'd deal, 'cause it was worth it, and 'cause he was the kind of twerp that could deal. Wait—
(OOC: Auddie puncha da punch wall)
@Menkheperre @Thalia @V-Chaos-Eleven (interaction)