VINNIE THE VOICE
Vinnie was opening his beak to shout further when something struck him--something wet, something gross, something heavy enough to stagger him to the side. It took him a moment of startled glancing about to spot the newborn llama-thing.
"WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR?!" he shrieked. He lifted off, soaring a bit away, ruffling out his feathers as he took a new perch well out of range. "YA THINK YOU'RE A WISE-GUY, KID?! DID YOU SPIT ON ME?!" He glared back, then, disgusted, turned his attention back to the race.
It took him a moment to get back into the swing of things, but again he began shouting, again trying to amplify his already considerable volume with magic. It worked, though not as loud as before, and his raucous screaming rang through the air once more.
"Eugh. SORRY about that, folks-... Right! The black cub's taken a tuuuumble! Oh, that doesn't look good, but li'l blue bird there's shootin' past like a ROCKET! ...Whatever a rocket is! And--OH NO!" He hopped closer, peering at the little black and white bird.
"That bird's smashed right into the fence! She looks hurt, folks, do we have a medic?! And our beautiful dragon, ehh... She's losin' her grip! This race is TIGHT! Little weasel's slippin' too, oh it's neck and neck there, and--" And then everything went to shit. Vinnie stared in horror, and immediately began to broadcast what he was seeing at full volume. The black horse looked hurt, really hurt, and he was worried at once.
"FOLKS DO we have a medic?! That black horse has taken a NASTY spill and it looks like she can't get up! MONGO! SHIT--Mongo, buddy, you okay?! --Good, back on your feet, kid, you can do this but we got someone to help that horse?! She's droppin' like crap from a bat in a tree!"
He hopped forward, then flew toward the Spire to get a better view. He still had llama spit on him, but the show must go on. He ignored it, for now, disgustedly, but his mind was on other things. "That pretty dog's made it, barely, but ouch that chin-smack had ta hurt--no, what, don't give up just 'cause ya fell, kid! Don't--right--okay bye!" He peered after Splotch as the dog slunk away from the course, giving up. "That crazy monkey thing with the ear stuff's movin' like a FISH! --But in the water! I mean fish in the water--I mean he's SMOOTH! And we got that shiny silver fella like ANOTHER fish! But in the air! I mean he's--I'm bad at metaphors, shit or--similes, those are similes--never mind, he's SMOOTH right?! And now he's flying! Look at him go! Colors-bird's got her rock! Ahhh and the weasel ain't so lucky, looks like it can't find its stuff! Brown-big-cat's gone DOWN, man, this is a FIASCO!"
The gull looked over everyone falling, the filly still trying and failing to get to her knees, and tilted his head back, taking a deep breath. He then rocketed it forward, bellowing. "MEDIIIC?!"
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