VINNIE THE VOICE
Vinnie took a deep, deep breath. This was it. The final stretch. He just had to be loud a little while longer. His magicka flickered up, barely holding up to the strain of the constantly-increased volume--but he managed, his raucous cawing amplified as he called out.
"MONKEY-GUY'S HAVIN' SOME TROUBLE FINDIN' A ROCK!" he began, hopping along the stone ledges to keep a close eye on things. "And good, Mongo! Keep goin'! You can do it, buddy! YEAH! You get that rock! You show that rock who's boss!" An encouraging flap of his wings, and he found his pale golden gaze drifting back to the poor black horse who'd taken such a stumble. Her luck really wasn't good. He tried to be kind, helpful, as he called out to her.
"C'mon, black horse! You can do it, you're almost done--there ya go! Get up again! And the black cat, up he goes, and around--ZOOM! Whoosh! --Damn he's fast! Our little weasel can't find a rock and who's that in the lead? That tiny blue bird--seems confused--can someone help the bird?!"
That was the bird, right?
Vincenzo squinted down at Gypsy, then hopped back to peer again at the rest. "EYYYY! Monkey guy's got himself a rock! Good goin' bud! And--uhh--pretty... whitish... hybrid fella, he's got one too! And he's ROLLIN' IT! We're in the AGE OF TOOLS, fellas! Look at him go! Usin' a rock AND a stick?! This guy's the FUTURE!"
A quick glance ahead, again. "Our little blue bird's still confused, meanwhile--and HOLY HELL watch out! --Weasel almost ate a landslide! Careful there little fella! The monkey's got his stick upright--STICK, you hear that, right upright!--" He stared at Gypsy, but he wasn't sure if she could hear his blatant, probably cheating hint over the chaos around her.
"And our hybrid's tryin' it with his! ...And failing! It fell down. Damn! Those uh, those sticks are real, uh, real tricky stuff, ey guys!? Black cat's got himself a rock--black horse doesn't! Mongo's got his stick down and --OOOH monkey-guy's faceplanted! That's GOTTA hurt. We got the black cat plantin' that stick now--man look at him go, he's really catchin' up! He's got a CHANCE here, folks!"
Vincenzo spread broad wings, soaring over the race as he continued to call out everything he saw.
Everything.
"And our black horse has found a rock! Good goin', kid! Don't forget your sti--ahh you got it! Good! Run Mongo run--YOU GOT IT! YEAH! BUDDY! GOOD JOB!" Had Mongo just won?! Excited, thrilled--proud, even--Vincenzo circled the finish line with a few seagull squalls of joy, celebrating. After a moment he remembered that the others were still going, though.
"The little blue bird's planted her stick--and oh, look, weasel's got a rock! GOOD JOB! --Finally! We got--HELL mister TOOLS over here's GOT THIS, look at him go! Hammerin' that rock right--I mean hammerin' his STICK with his ROCK! Wish I had hands. And here we go, everyone else over the finish line! Hybrid's just FLYIN' over it! Wow! That's--impressive!"
Vinnie glided down, uncertainly watching the black filly trembling as she finally crossed the finish line. Out of sheer respect he hadn't mentioned her overly long time failing with a stick--her rearing up and hammering it in with her hooves. It seemed like she was having a hard enough time without someone pointing it all out at full volume.
Careful and quiet he glided down and in, landing at her feet and neatly folding his wings behind him, peering up. A final call out to Mongo--"Ey, great job, kid! I knew you had it in ya!" and he turned his attention back to Llamrei, head tilting. His warm nature flickered up.
"Heya, horse," he started, friendly and quiet. Quieter. More quiet.
...Less loud.
"Good job finishin' that. It's harder for horses, you know? I don't know if we've ever had a horse finish! Hell, you might even be the first. It's them hooves, you know? No good for diggin', terrible on rocks. Just terrible. And sticks? Forgetaboudit." He shook his bird head, tsking.
"You did great, yeah? Made horse history. What's your name?"
Truth be told, Vinnie had absolutely no idea if there had ever been a horse here before. He'd heard rumors that this competition had taken place once in the past--but he hadn't attended. He just... sorta felt bad for the horse.
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