Apr 13 2020, 02:38 AM
M for the greatest tirade Origin Cave has ever seen
He flew in out of breath, and the first thing he did was flare up his magicka, landing awkwardly and in a haphazard sprawl, testing to see who was ahead of him. Only two--and one a familiar shape. Like Kalama (faint twinge of guilt, here, and then relief that he didn't have to deal with her shit right now), but larger--Agate? One of the other Champions, anyway. And the other, one that he didn't think he recognized.
"Hey," Imp offered, pulling himself back upright. He was still dazed, exhausted, ready to just pass out and-
-and was that Vargas?
Imp... took a breath.
"YOUUU!" he crowed, oblivious to the presence of the Masked Merchant standing there. He ignored him. He was focused on the big spiky fuck whose shape he most definitely recognized. "Look at you, you ugly piece of shit! Look at ME! LOOK AT ME! TEAR MY FUCKIN' EYES OUT?! LOOK AT ME! YOU CAN DO WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT TO ME BUT I WON! I MEAN I ALMOST--I SURVIVED, YOU PIECE OF SHIT! Nemean's a whiny crybaby bitch and you're just a big stupid dog BULLY. I bet I COULD FIGHT YOU," and Imp, still in his half-concussed state, vaguely wondered if that threat were a good idea; "AND YOU'RE FUCKIN' UGLY, TOO! Even without EYES I'm better-looking than you, you ugly bastard! YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST GO AROUND RIPPING PEOPLES' EYES OUT, you giant purple FUCK? Huh? I bet you're just her fuckin' PET! Do you even do anything for yourself? Does fuckin' Garnet do anything for itself, or are you just the little fuck-fairy's fuckin' SLAVES?"
Imp wing-waddled closer. The others were probably arriving, by now, but he didn't care, his hoarse voice screaming insults as the cold at last faded from his hide. "Whaddya do just run around fucking sending Gembound to die? Huh? Hunting 'em down and PULLING OUT THEIR CAVES-DAMNED EYES? Is that a life?! HA! Learn some fuckin' art, you fuck! I was a fuckin' ARTIST! AND I LIVED! HERE I AM! YOU THOUGHT I WAS USELESS BUT I-"
The Masked Merchant's touch--perhaps intended to finally shut the hybrid up--lightly brushed him; there was an agonizing flash of pain, and Imp returned, slumping into unconsciousness, to his chrysalis.
exit Imp!
Imp will be taking the Feathers mutation, pretty much without IC choice. Whee!
He flew in out of breath, and the first thing he did was flare up his magicka, landing awkwardly and in a haphazard sprawl, testing to see who was ahead of him. Only two--and one a familiar shape. Like Kalama (faint twinge of guilt, here, and then relief that he didn't have to deal with her shit right now), but larger--Agate? One of the other Champions, anyway. And the other, one that he didn't think he recognized.
"Hey," Imp offered, pulling himself back upright. He was still dazed, exhausted, ready to just pass out and-
-and was that Vargas?
Imp... took a breath.
"YOUUU!" he crowed, oblivious to the presence of the Masked Merchant standing there. He ignored him. He was focused on the big spiky fuck whose shape he most definitely recognized. "Look at you, you ugly piece of shit! Look at ME! LOOK AT ME! TEAR MY FUCKIN' EYES OUT?! LOOK AT ME! YOU CAN DO WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT TO ME BUT I WON! I MEAN I ALMOST--I SURVIVED, YOU PIECE OF SHIT! Nemean's a whiny crybaby bitch and you're just a big stupid dog BULLY. I bet I COULD FIGHT YOU," and Imp, still in his half-concussed state, vaguely wondered if that threat were a good idea; "AND YOU'RE FUCKIN' UGLY, TOO! Even without EYES I'm better-looking than you, you ugly bastard! YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST GO AROUND RIPPING PEOPLES' EYES OUT, you giant purple FUCK? Huh? I bet you're just her fuckin' PET! Do you even do anything for yourself? Does fuckin' Garnet do anything for itself, or are you just the little fuck-fairy's fuckin' SLAVES?"
Imp wing-waddled closer. The others were probably arriving, by now, but he didn't care, his hoarse voice screaming insults as the cold at last faded from his hide. "Whaddya do just run around fucking sending Gembound to die? Huh? Hunting 'em down and PULLING OUT THEIR CAVES-DAMNED EYES? Is that a life?! HA! Learn some fuckin' art, you fuck! I was a fuckin' ARTIST! AND I LIVED! HERE I AM! YOU THOUGHT I WAS USELESS BUT I-"
The Masked Merchant's touch--perhaps intended to finally shut the hybrid up--lightly brushed him; there was an agonizing flash of pain, and Imp returned, slumping into unconsciousness, to his chrysalis.
exit Imp!
Imp will be taking the Feathers mutation, pretty much without IC choice. Whee!
