Danger was COMING, little one.
And it heralded itself with a flourish of its own
self-made fanfare.*
Once the little alien-cat-thing came into its site, the fanfare halted and the gravely, gremliny squawking of a strange new life filled the interlude.
"YOOOOOU!!! YOU THERE!!!!"
It came waddling up as fast as its little legs and its imbalanced wings would allow. Which... wasn't very fast. And almost made it trip and fall directly on its beak.
"YOOOOOOOUUUUU!!!"
It stopped abruptly when it felt close enough for its shouting to be
slightly less necessary. It was still pretty loud when it said,
"HI I'm Mister Sir Wabblesmack and you're Liza and you're my servant now!" though.
How in the flibbity flam was it coming up with these names?! Oops, did I say coming up with? I meant, totally sincerely giving out these 100% real and not made-up names! Giving them out by the goodness of its own heart! Where did they even come from? Some place that absolutely and totally exists on a canonical map, I can
almost assure you!
((OOC: *This is a link to a website! Listen to the noises >=3))
@Garnet-Delta
"Mister Sir Wabblesmack's" self preservation skills flared up and pounded at his mind like baseball bat pounded at a ball it had just missed. Wait-- does that simile not make sense to you? That's because the baseball bat didn't pound anything. What I'm trying to say is that Mister Sir Wabblesmack's self preservation skills don't exist.
Or, well, maybe they
do, but not in the way anyone would expect.
Friends?! Mister Sir Wabblesmack?!?
"Why of COURSE, I, Mister Sir Wabblesmack, have FRIENDS. I have SO many friends. SO MANY! You wouldn't even BELIEVE it!"
The puffin tried to contain its giggling. It tried
real hard. It almost looked constipated due to the effort.
"I have THREE!" Keep going.
"HUNDRED!" Ehhhh--
"MILLION!!!" There we go!
"And my BESTEST FRIENDIEST BEST FRIEND in all those hundreds and millions is..." Drum roll please!
"...Bob! Sir Bob."
"And uh, Bob is my BESTEST FRIENDIEST BEST FRIEND--" (BFBF)
"--because we fought a THING together! A big thing. It was HUGE! And quite LARGE! And pretty big. Oh, and scary! I'm still shocked by it, even now. And we lost but we fought it, together, and that's all I care about! I love Sir Bob."
Mister Sir Wabblesmack wanted to check to see if Liza (he was not having any of this "I'm Garnet-Delta and blah blah blah" business) was still listening to his story. She should be! She was his servant, after all. So he queried, with a cock of his puffed up little head,
"Do you love Bob-- ahem, Sir Bob, dear Garne-- AHERM, Liza?"
@Garnet-Delta
Liza... Mister Sir Wabblesmack's second most loyal companion... she wasn't even LISTENING!!! "H-hey!" He cried, offense easing its way into his voice and tearing up his eyes a little bit. "HEY that's M-MEAN!! I... I was telling you a STORY Liza!!!" The glumness hit his face like a wet towel against a drying rack; WHAP! The drips of that wet towel slowly began to roll down the very hurt Mister Sir Wabblesmack's cheeks as he glared at her. This towel must've been rinsed in hot water, because these dripping tears were hot and miserable and frustrating. They burned!! How DARE Liza do this to him??! What did HE ever do to HER anyways???
"Wh-WHAT'S SO COOL ABOUT THAT UNCOOL DOOR ANYWAYS, HUH?!" It was almost like asked 'What does a literal inanimate object have that I don't?!'
Well...? WHAT?!
@Garnet-Delta ((goodnight Shafaer :3))
Liza was being so mean!! SO MEAN!!! She didn't even want to play his games! That's not what she was supposed to DO! She didn't even KNOW what FUN was, did she?! Cata-- no,
Sir Mister Wabblesmack... Sir Mister Wabblesmack simply couldn't
work like this!
He cried
harder.
But his tears were getting... kind of ugly to be honest. Not as heart-wrenching as they certainly had been before. That was unfortunate. Cat-- NO, STOP BREAKING CHARACTER,
Sir Mister Wabblesmack didn't really want this act to end! The curtain wasn't ready for closing... he wasn't READY for it to close!!!
Liza just didn't
underSTAND! She didn't fully get him as well as he thought she did! It seemed like maybe, maybe she wasn't meant to be his FRIEND anymore!!!
"I WISH I could play games with you, G-- Liza! But you've changed!! I only play games with my FRIENDS, and I don't think you ARE one anymore!!!"
Wait. Hadn't she been his servant? Hey, she could be his friend too! Except now she could be neither! Obviously! Keep up!
Something seemed to
almost appear in the puffin's very, very small mind space, but it ended up drifting away because it could be caught. Oh well! If it didn't want to be part of the show, then it wasn't important! Speaking of not wanting to be part of the show, Liza was making threats on Sir Mister Wabblesmack's life again. It was really distasteful when she did that, but you know, it could also be seen as an endearing part of her character!!
Something told C--
MISTER SIR WABBLESMACK, FOR GOODNESS SAKE-- that "Liza" was done being a loveable and kind of murderous servant character. Hm... maybe the curtain
should close. This role was feeling boring to Catafay as well.
"Bah, it's stale now. You made too many threats, Garnet-Delta! That's one too many for that role! I mean, I'm totally fine with you adding some of yourself to your act but this was just a terrible performance on your part! It's like you weren't even TRYING!" The criticism was followed by a chortle. Catafay's entire posture and expression morphed into something more relaxed and less puffed up, but a mischievous gleam refused to budge from his eyes.
He looked at her pointedly.
"And your motivation about that door is pretty desperate. Isn't there more to you?!"
@Garnet-Delta ((get roasted))
It seemed as though this "Garnet-Delta" wanted to present herself as a weapon.
A weapon?
How
dull.
Maybe that was a silly judgement, considering the glass daggers rising from the ground all around the two of them seemed deadly as could be, but Catafay had just had his life threatened three times over today! He wasn't exactly the type to Register Things as they were intended.
"Where's the feeling though?! Why would anyone care if something bad happened to you?!" Catafay peeped his little head to the side of the literal glass wall in his face so he could try to look at her again. It was almost comical. Garnet-Delta was right about him not understanding; her ideology didn't really translate into the puffin's mentality. Being nothing was boring and sad, being
something kept you alive while making you
feel alive! Catafay then giggled for seemingly no other reason than just... to giggle.
"Efficiency eshmiciency, why not be fun instead!" It wasn't really a question, or an offer. It was like... a statement in a speech, meant to rile a crowd up to action. Catafay attempted to waddle out from behind the glassy spikes now, instead of just craning his head around them.
@Garnet-Delta