(showers at friend's places are risky business)
Mari: *Fightened Door Noises*

(the science is strong with this one)
Mari: It's a solid kind of liquid.

(hover for the weirdest one yet (MATURE))
Mari: -CENSORED-

(when glitter is mentioned for a prank)
Mari: Settle down there, little Satan.

(she's warming towels for a shower)
Me: Did you at least clean the lint trap?
Mari: Yes!
Me: Did you?
Mari: ...no.

(i woke up later than usual and this greeted me)
Mari: It's one in the morning, maybe you should be up!
Me: Mari, it's one in the afternoon, maybe you should go back to bed.

(she was taking forever to do what she said she'd do)
Mari: You don't have to remind me every fifty minutes!