Cancer wore that smug expression right up until the deer said Sing. Then, that grin dropped into a look of stone-cold terror. Sing? He'd never done that before. Could he even sing? He didn't know any songs! Oh, but he was clever, wasn't he? Yes! He could figure something out. So, without missing another beat, the cat gave a very, very heavy sigh, slipped easily backwards out of his armor (setting it carefully beside Makyna to guard it and it's valuable contents) then stepped into the middle of the crowd. He'd might as well make a show of it.
"Never sang before. Might make your ears bleed. Just um... scream if you want me to stop. Blame the deer. Okay." He looked to Leon for this, with the most devilish smirk he could muster despite his nerves. The sound that bellowed out from the cat's through next was... surprisingly decent! The cat had a voice, and while it wasn't soothing or sweet, it was powerful and not half bad on the ears.
"It's not easy having yourself a good time...!"
He slid right up to the bear with that clever grace and pushed his boundaries with a face to face, grinning as he sang.
"Greasin' up those bets and betters,
Watching out they don't four letter,"
He sat upright and counted quickly on his front paw one-two-three-four as he sang, bouncing to the beat in his head.
"Beat and pet you both at the same time...!"
He swiped the air about the bear's head as he spun away, and stopped suddenly with that same paw stretched out almost as if to caress the bear gently- from afar, of course. He continued a bouncing walk backwards towards the deer.
"Smell's like something I've forgotten,"
He leaned up beside the deer, pinching his nose with one hand, while waving the other comically.
"Curled up, died and now it's rotten!"
Cancer leapt away to continue the song with a more dramatic stance, on his knees in a way, in front of Leon again.
"I'm not a gangster tonight!
Don't want to be the bad guy!
I'm just a lover, baby,
And now you've got in my way!"
He leapt back suddenly and landed smoothly, then sat upright again with bouncing back legs- he was getting into it.
"I can't decide,
Whether you should live or die
Oh, you'll probably go to heaven,"
His face became pleading, then the same expression was turn to Makyna.
"Please don't hang your head and cry,"
Then away again, a monologue now.
"Now wonder why,
My heart feels dead inside!"
He sat back, paws on his chest, mournful look on his face.
"It's Cold and Hard and Petrified!"
A wicked smile took it's place and he whirled around to Leon again, getting up in his face one last time with a wide grin and this time, paws on the bear's shoulders.
"Dim the lights and go inside,
We're going for a ride!"
He leapt away for the big finale, twirling in the center, his attention on Leon with a sadistic grin the whole time. This was for him.
"Oh, I could throw you in the lake,
Or feed you poison fresh fish cake,
I won't deny, I'm gonna miss you when you're gone!
Or I could bury you alive,
But you might crawl out with a knife and kill me,
While I'm sleeping
That's why!"
Final chorus, he took a walk around the crowd with a strut, coming back around to Leon for the final line...
"I can't decide,
Whether you should live or die,
Oh you'll probably go to Heaven,
Please don't hang your head and cry
No wonder why
My heart feels dead inside,
It's cold and hard and petrified
Dim the lights and go inside,
We're going for a ride."
Panting, he stepped back before the bear could take a swing at him, and with a grin plastered on his smug and winded face, the cat felt very, very satisfied. He'd sung well, despite never having tried before. The song was clever, and catchy. He felt good about how that'd gone. He only hoped people could be good sports about the sensitive wording- not everyone was used to his attitude. The cat turned to get the okay from the deer, then returned to Makyna's side. There, he slid the jewel under his paw and spun.
The crystal landed on Leon, and the cat slowly looked up with the look of a devil in his eyes, and the shit-eating grin that said it all. "You're up, bear boy. Truth, or dare." He was gonna love this.